Saturday Night on Thumped (4 Viewers)

[mackle]

a woman?

that as well

 

[avernus]

 

[oh shit]

that as well

tell me about it - i refer you to my knob-snap question. imagine tendonitis of the knob.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

CHUG CHUG CHUG!!!!

 

[mackle]

tell me about it - i refer you to my knob-snap question. imagine tendonitis of the knob.

You make it sound like it fell off or broke in two.

 

[rampz]

im gonna jump!
actually, first im gonna snort some coke off this dwarfs head.
snniff
now im gonna jump.
im a golden god!
i can fly! here i go flapping my arms.

its a saturday night. i've been at parties for the last couple of days. i'm staying in. i'm pissed, and have lots more alcohol. life is good. real good.

 

[oh shit]

You make it sound like it fell off or broke in two.

that's what it fuckin feels like. but then after a second it's ok. knobs are resilient, suppose they have to be when you think about it.

 

[avernus]

I loathe beer-bonging pricks. in fact, if I happen to acquire superpowers of some sort..part of my mission will be to fuckup every motherlessmotherfucking beerbonging sonuvabitch this side of Mexico city.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

 

[mackle]

that's what it fuckin feels like. but then after a second it's ok. knobs are resilient, suppose they have to be when you think about it.

Is it actually possible for knobs to be snabbed off?

Sorry I have to ask

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Eh Aoifed, me thinks the pooch has found your secret stash !ninjaaaa

 

[avernus]

Is it actually possible for knobs to be snabbed off?

Sorry I have to ask

'fraid so. happened to a good friend of mine. poor guy. he's dead now.

 

[Buzzo]

A mate of mine burst her boyfriends knob open twice. Once because that wee bit of bleh skin bleh that bleh holds things together bleh split and started bleedin bleh (are you sure you arent' on the bleh blob?), and then, when he came out of hospital, after he had to get circumcised because of it, she made him so angry that it burst open again!

 

[mackle]

'fraid so. happened to a good friend of mine. poor guy. he's dead now.

ouch! thats painful to think off.

 

[avernus]

A mate of mine burst her boyfriends knob open twice. Once because that wee bit of bleh skin bleh that bleh holds things together bleh split and started bleedin bleh (are you sure you arent' on the bleh blob?), and then, when he came out of hospital, after he had to get circumcised because of it, she made him so angry that it burst open again!

you did say angry, right?

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

"If I medicined you you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present."

 

[chutneyfarmer]

A mate of mine burst her boyfriends knob open twice. Once because that wee bit of bleh skin bleh that bleh holds things together bleh split and started bleedin bleh (are you sure you arent' on the bleh blob?), and then, when he came out of hospital, after he had to get circumcised because of it, she made him so angry that it burst open again!

Is she single now????

Just curious like


BTW Aoifed, your bocks is full wha!!! !ninjaaaa

 

[Buzzo]

you did say angry, right?

honestly. He got so frustrated with her that the stiches and all just exploded. Like a headache, except in your knobbly.


edit: fire ahead there chutters. me bocks is all yours.

 

[oh shit]

A mate of mine burst her boyfriends knob open twice. Once because that wee bit of bleh skin bleh that bleh holds things together bleh split and started bleedin bleh (are you sure you arent' on the bleh blob?), and then, when he came out of hospital, after he had to get circumcised because of it, she made him so angry that it burst open again!

stingy!

i don't think they snap off, but it's all muscle and tendons and ligaments right? those things can definitely get busted. look at gazza

 

[mackle]

Aoife this is the best thread ever.

Continuing with the randomness. I need advice. I am really really really into this girl but shes going with my mate and its killing me! How do I stop liking her. I'm gonna go mad.