Saturday Night on Thumped (1 Viewer)

[mackle]

my nemisis was there - awkward!

Tell! !ironyyy

 

[Buzzo]

lads, ever get when a girl's riding ye - like i mean riding you - but she kinda leans into it too much and there's this really loud snapping sound? what the fuck is that all about!?

Oh fuckin hell. Repsville 2005. As soon as I can. We're all about the rep tonight. PAAAARRRRTEEEE. I'm mad out of it on Es givin rep all over the shop.

 

[roxy]

Oh fuckin hell. Repsville 2005. As soon as I can. We're all about the rep tonight. PAAAARRRRTEEEE. I'm mad out of it on Es givin rep all over the shop.

I hope you're making an I. Promised U. Rep list girl!

 

[oh shit]

Tell! !ironyyy

i dunno kid, this one comes with an 18 certificate - involves lesbianism, diary-readings, masochism, and lots and lots of ridin.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

i dunno kid, this one comes with an 18 certificate - involves lesbianism, diary-readings, masochism, and lots and lots of ridin.

MACKLE: EARMUFFS!!!!!!!!!!

go on tell us now while Mackle has his ears covered

Don't worry Mackle, I'll tell ya later

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Fuck, Ciaran, I want in on in this too, can anyone hook us up with some fake IDs?

All that ridin has me loins burning in anticipation.

 

[avernus]

i dunno kid, this one comes with an 18 certificate - involves lesbianism, diary-readings, masochism, and lots and lots of ridin.

so its fictional, then.

 

[One of us]

lads, ever get when a girl's riding ye - like i mean riding you - but she kinda leans into it too much and there's this really loud snapping sound? what the fuck is that all about!?

Is that the story behind your avatar?

 

[roxy]

All that ridin has me loins burning

... whiff.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Fuck, Ciaran, I want in on in this too, can anyone hook us up with some fake IDs?

All that ridin has me loins burning in anticipation.

Dude, it's a free gaff!!!!!!!

You don't need ID. If you need drink, I'll run down to the Offie for ya. My pal Jacinta's working there tonight.

She may also be able to help with your "burning" problem too! Or at least make it worse anyway if she hasn't been to the clinic in a while

 

[oh shit]

so its fictional, then.

if only it was.
as star wars proves, the best nemesis are ex-best friends. this is also the case in my wretched tale of scum and fuckery.

 

[avernus]

if only it was.
as star wars proves, the best nemesis are ex-best friends. this is also the case in my wretched tale of scum and fuckery.

its true. you should kill him/her. thats my best advice. murder.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

if only it was.
as star wars proves, the best nemesis are ex-best friends. this is also the case in my wretched tale of scum and fuckery.

Aw you HAVE to tell us now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[avernus]

I have just discovered chocolate on my arm. it is a good night.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Here lads, i think Brian has passed out

(sneaks a few quick swigs of absinthe)

 

[oh shit]

its true. you should kill him/her. thats my best advice. murder.

again, like all the best nemesis, there's too much betrayed love still there. i could only kill her if it was the only hope for the Rebellion or some shit. instead, i've let her talk shit about me, and don't tell anyone what happened... until someone hears about it from her, then i tell them the full story. it works!

 

[mackle]

Fuck, Ciaran, I want in on in this too, can anyone hook us up with some fake IDs?

All that ridin has me loins burning in anticipation.

Haha, I dont need ID I look 18.

Unlike you, babyfaced bastid

 

[chutneyfarmer]

I have just discovered chocolate on my arm. it is a good night.

Otherwise known as "Living The Dream"

 

[roxy]

Well anyway I'm off.

Seeyiz!

 

[Buzzo]

Ah lads. Isn't this a deadly buzz? It's like being in the boozer except I don't have to look at your ugly faces.