SARAH PALIN APPRECIATION THREAD (1 Viewer)

[Moods For Mallards]

Wow, I started reading this thread having mistaken it for people's viewpoints on a vice presidential nominee. You know, on account of it being posted on the politics board.

Thumped is going to need a sexual psychology forum fairly soon.

Yes, it's a very disrespectful thread, and totally uncategorisable.

 

[Wheels]

On a related note, a bag filled with what appears to be 'Over 40's' porn titles was discovered behind a couch in work today. If anyone's interested I can chuck 'em in the skip around the corner from Supermac's for ya.

 

[flashback]

Wow, I started reading this thread having mistaken it for people's viewpoints on a vice presidential nominee. You know, on account of it being posted on the politics board.

Fair point.

Missive tits though, you'll have to agree.

Listen. I think we all badly misunderstood John McCain.
He wants to run his shit, and at the same time have a bit of a chubby.
How can this not work out?

I mean what if this is the thin end of the wedge?

The United States of Hot Chix.
All the male staffers can wear these.

This is going to rock very hard.

 

[Jerry Twig]

moose burgers

 

[the strange guy]

It's actually her 17 year old font of fertility/daughter that I'm
interested in, but I didn't want to seem like a pervert.

On a more serious note, making light of the topic of sexual
attraction and the even more disrespectful topic of desired
sexual activities with an attractive stranger should be kept to the
'I have the horn for...' thread.

 

[therealjohnny]

I keep thinking of her with her finger in my bottom.

Mooods!!!

 

[Buzzo]

Here lads, I just got a text off Roy Chubby Brown askin if anyone'd seen his jokes.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Here lads, I just got a text off Roy Chubby Brown askin if anyone'd seen his jokes.

The ultimate accolade!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'm Mormon Nailer and I approve of this thread.

 

[the strange guy]

I'd prefer to talk about sharing an intense physical experience with
the dry old oil-nazi than discuss her child's reproductive ability
which seems to be a far more acceptable subject in the media!

 

[Jerry Twig]

I'd prefer to talk about sharing an intense physical experience with
the dry old oil-nazi than discuss her child's reproductive ability
which seems to be a far more acceptable subject in the media!

stop beating around the bush (excuse the double pun), would you or no?

 

[Diddles]

Ah, the internets...

Trig is not Sarah’s son, but grandson. It was her 16-year-old daughter Bristol who was carrying.

 

[flashback]

Ah, the internets...



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– Trig is not Sarah’s son, but grandson. It was her 16-year-old daughter Bristol (pictured right) who was carrying. (80% of the cases of Down Syndrome are in mothers under the age of 35.)

Bollocks.
Risk of downs greatly increases in mothers above the age of 40.
This is common knowledge.

 

[pete]

Ah, the internets...



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Bollocks.
Risk of downs greatly increases in mothers above the age of 40.
This is common knowledge.

I'd imagine far more babies are born to women under 35 than to those over 40.

 

[flashback]

I'd imagine far more babies are born to women under 35 than to those over 40.

Right. so it skews the actual numbers out. But, what they are trying to suggest is that 16 year olds are banging out downs kids like nobodies business.

That the fact Trig was downs implies that a young person bore him.


While the total numbers might account for 80%, but the implication is bollocks.


Jesus though. The poor kid is called Trig.

Is Trig his full name or what?
Presumably they dont have Only Fools and Horses out there.

 

[Diddles]

But the internets says its true!

 

[Wobbler]

So are we suggesting that this Bristol wan, straight after having her first kid, opened her legs again and conceived again? Nonsense.

Still though, I would.

 

[flashback]

So are we suggesting that this Bristol wan, straight after having her first kid, opened her legs again and conceived again? Nonsense.

Still though, I would.

I never got your sig until now Wobbler.

What's in Wobbler's belly indeed.

 

[Space]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/29/163234/559

I don't like this at all.

 

[flashback]

Oh man.
This Sarah Palin shit just keeps coming on.

Speaking before the Pentecostal church, Palin painted the current war in Iraq as a messianic affair in which the United States could act out the will of the Lord.
"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God," she exhorted the congregants. "That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."


Religion, however, was not strictly a thread in Palin's foreign policy. It was part of her energy proposals as well. Just prior to discussing Iraq, Alaska's governor asked the audience to pray for another matter -- a $30 billion national gas pipeline project that she wanted built in the state. "I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that," she said.

ha hahahahaha.
No, I mean, it is, undoubtedly, God's will is to get those gas lines built.
No questions.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/02/palins-church-may-have-sh_n_123205.html


And then there's
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/09/01/AR2008090103148.html?hpid=topnews

Sept. 1 -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin employed a lobbying firm to secure almost $27 million in federal earmarks for a town of 6,700 residents while she was its mayor, according to an analysis by an independent government watchdog group.


There was $500,000 for a youth shelter, $1.9 million for a transportation hub, $900,000 for sewer repairs, and $15 million for a rail project -- all intended to benefit Palin's town, Wasilla, located about 45 miles north of Anchorage.

(To put that into context, Boise, Idaho (>190,000 residents) received $6.9 million in earmarks in 2008. )





And then there's the book banning...
http://www.time.com/time/politics/article/0,8599,1837918,00.html

Stein says that as mayor, Palin continued to inject religious beliefs into her policy at times. "She asked the library how she could go about banning books," he says, because some voters thought they had inappropriate language in them.

and then...
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/1/113810/3053/686/582073