rarely used insults (1 Viewer)

[MDR]

I like the insult: 'penis dick'.

 

[Latex lizzie]

penis dick actually comes from the latin phrase "indomitus penis dickus" and was a roman greeting common among the plebs. So not reallly an insult.

 

[CitySickness]

Penis colada (see also capital of Argentina, Penis Aires).

 

[lympog]

bogey breath anyone?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

forgot to sign your name

 

[Wheels]

Ya bleedin' effort.

 

[pete]

For some reason most of the old insults I can remember were ways of describing ugly girls:

wagon, (already mentioned), boot, dog, weapon.

hatchet

 

[MrT]

shut it you shower of shite hawks.

You bleedin' christy.
or simply:
Duh!

A scanger once cackled at a mate of mine "Yer laughed at".
Which I always liked.

And what happened to shouting at people "Here, you with the head"..love that.

 

[lympog]

And what happened to shouting at people "Here, you with the head"..love that.

it went out with decapitation - don't you follow fashion anymore ian?
- leigh

 

[lympog]

lummux
cock monster
divil
fart monkey
dick weed
wank stain
cocker
spazmologist (ok - i just made that up...)

- leigh

 

[MDR]

Some years ago, I once walked through my local park wearing what must have looked like an effeminate 'student' shirt. A voice from the bunch of teenagers sitting on a nearby wall shouted after me: "Me arse was like a blood orange."

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

"Me arse was like a blood orange."

what does that mean?

 

[Mitchum]

what does that mean?

He'd just been burgled.

 

[São Paulo Punk]

Jill remembered this one on the way to the pub last night:

Sickener!

When you were 'sussed rappih' or 'out of it' for being wrong about something or making a mistake. Often follwed by...

"YOUR SICK!" or "SICKENED OUT OF IT!"

 

[Latex lizzie]

little knacker jsut walked into the shop..told him to get out(in a nice way) and he called me a speccy cunt.

must be my lucky day!

 

[Jerry Twig]

Jill remembered this one on the way to the pub last night:

Sickener!

That's used every day still in my neck of the woods, ye fuckin emptyhead.

 

[pete]

stocking of shite

 

[MDR]

what does that mean?

It means my bum was roughed up man-style.

 

[Mitchum]

Benny.

Are you a benny tied to a lamp-post?

Etc.

 

[Mitchum]

One who is a benny smells of 'benj'.