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[pete]

a Second Life rip-off

In that case Second Life is just an ActiveWorlds rip off...

 

[Johnnyc]

^^^^ racist paedo ^^^^

True. Not like you though - you'd stick it in any fresh tail, regardless of colour or creed.

 

[Johnnyc]

In that case Second Life is just an ActiveWorlds rip off...

That's the problem with Wikipedia, you can just make up any old shite to prove a point. "ActiveWorlds", yeah right. As if.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

True. Not like you though you'd stick it in any fresh tail, colour or creed.

As long as it casts a shadow.

 

[Johnnyc]

As long as it casts a shadow.

And every kid with a personal cloaking device breathes a sigh of relief.

 

[Johnnyc]

Seriously though, how long before the Daily Mail run a feature with a picture of a chav mother and her ugly kid (who is so unattractive even the most drunken paedo wouldn't touch him) with the headline "PS3 PAEDO WANTED TO PLAY WITH MY SON".

 

[CitySickness]

Listen, it's should be obvious by now that children aren't safe anywhere.

So how about we just exterminate all the children over the course of a few weeks? WHO ARE YOU GOING TO MOLEST THEN, MR. PEDERAST?

 

[CitySickness]

Thanks to a suggestion communicated to me through the medium of rep, we'll have to specify that the child corpses will have to be really well buried.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I just played motorstorm in HMV. Its seems like a good laugh but theres nothing special about it in terms of gameplay and graphically its in the same league as the 360.

I have a feeling theres plenty more grunt underneath that shiny bonet.

Thanks to a suggestion communicated to me through the medium of rep, we'll have to specify that the child corpses will have to be really well buried.

(slow nod)

 

[Johnnyc]

So only a few days to go - who is actually getting one? Or do you even know somebody who is getting one...?

 

[avernus]

it looks like a lexmark scanner/printer combo. don't think I need one of those.

 

[Johnnyc]

Do you know how to use a scanner?

 

[avernus]

Do you know how to use a scanner?

yeah I think so - you pour some no brand cola onto it and close the lid, yeah?

 

[Johnnyc]

Then wrap it in tinfoil.

 

[pete]

I just played motorstorm in HMV. Its seems like a good laugh but theres nothing special about it in terms of gameplay and graphically its in the same league as the 360.

Motorstorm looks waaaayy better than anything I've seen on the 360 so far in terms of scale. Some of the tracks are crazy wide, with the alternate routes and multi level shit and the like, and I'm not sure the 360 could pull it off. (but then there's Crackdown's draw distance...)


Gameplay wise it's just really good fun... the Rockhopper track in particular.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Motorstorm looks waaaayy better than anything I've seen on the 360 so far in terms of scale. Some of the tracks are crazy wide, with the alternate routes and multi level shit and the like, and I'm not sure the 360 could pull it off. (but then there's Crackdown's draw distance...)


Gameplay wise it's just really good fun... the Rockhopper track in particular.

I didn't see anything especially special in motorstorm, it definately didn't make the ps3 a must buy for me. Nothing new in terms of gameplay, i thought it seemed pretty shallow to be honest. I just felt fairly un-wowed by it.

That said this 'home' thing, the new ratchet and clank game and little big planet have pricked my interest.

I saw a 1up show preview over the weekend of little big planet, it looks very addictive and its got some really good online features. Theres a big emphasis on user driven content ala youtube that allows people to create their own levels that get rated in terms of popularity meaning the game constantly evolves in a way.

Its still all conceptual at this stage as is this home thing but its definately interesting and going further than the 360.

The ratchet and clank footage for the ps3 looks incredible also.

 

[pete]

i thought it seemed pretty shallow to be honest. I just felt fairly un-wowed by it.

ha wait'll you see Resistance then.... my initial reaction was "ehhh.... is this it?"

opens up into a bloody good game though

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I hear its good alright.

I'm gonna get a ps3 in a year or so, i'd imagine the price will have dropped by this time next year.

 

[CitySickness]

You know what the biggest thing missing from Motorstorm is? Rumble. The game's made for it, and it just feels a little unsatisfying without.

 

[HMD]

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