Portrait-type photos? (1 Viewer)

[jane]

Hey, I might be chancing my arm and being a total asshole, but I was wondering if anyone is really good at taking portrait-type photos, and would like to do so in exchange for lunch or pints or fancy cocktails? I hesitate to say 'headshots' because that makes me want to throw up on myself, but this thing I'm applying for requires a recent photo, and I think it needs to be a good one.

Basically, I just need someone to take a picture of me that makes me look like I fit the job description, but I don't want to get headshots done because I don't think that's what they're looking for, if that makes any sense. But I don't think a snapshot will do the trick, either, nor will a wanky sepia-toned self-portrait of me in my WWDD t-shirt.

OMG, see, I already feel like a big load of wank even asking for this shit. I need a drink.

 

[La La]

im guessing just from looking through photos here, RSJ, mr pharmacist or ICUH8N would be the men for ya.

dare i ask what job requires a portrait?

 

[pete]

im guessing just from looking through photos here, RSJ, mr pharmacist or ICUH8N would be the men for ya.

dare i ask what job requires a portrait?

mail order bride

 

[jane]

im guessing just from looking through photos here, RSJ, mr pharmacist or ICUH8N would be the men for ya.

dare i ask what job requires a portrait?

Not a portrait as such, just a 'recent photo', but I have a feeling it makes a difference. It's more about making me look like I fit their description than anything else. I don't think it matters if one is a minger, just that one looks like the sort of person they want.

 

[classic seanc]

What like, not black?

 

[billygannon]

Not a portrait as such, just a 'recent photo', but I have a feeling it makes a difference. It's more about making me look like I fit their description than anything else. I don't think it matters if one is a minger, just that one looks like the sort of person they want.

Are you going for a telly job?

 

[Anthony]

you're going to drive one of those VW Beetle's around town promoting some radio station aren't you?

 

[jane]

you're going to drive one of those VW Beetle's around town promoting some radio station aren't you?

Oh, no, I think for those ones, you have to send a plaster cast of your boobieknockers.

 

[Anthony]

no wonder they rejected me.