pitfalls of getting a manager.. (1 Viewer)

[Alex]

Originally posted by wackdoodle
What the hell IS this? The lick Barry's ass forum?

Oh Barry, "you're so cool", "Baa-ree", "don't ever change".
Faggots.

And 'Burgerbarbaby', do you think it's okay and funny to use an avatar of a down syndrome teenager?
When you have to take a dig at the obvious, it just shows what a great imagination you have for humour? Way to go! Hey, lets slag black people next. They're different too! Saves the hassle of thinking of something that actually IS funny. You're the fuckin' retard mate!

Jaysus.... feel the envy....? Do you? Do you?

 

[wackdoodle]

Who are you talking to Alex? Cyberworld? Was that directed at me or anyone who'll listen to you?

 

[snakybus]

hey wackdoodle you knob

you don't mind referring to people as "faggots" do you?....hmm...that's a slur against gay people isn't it....

are you barry?
You're barry aren't you? You are! Or Hag. Or Billy.

Go on, tell us.

 

[wackdoodle]

Originally posted by snakybus
hey wackdoodle you knob

you don't mind referring to people as "faggots" do you?....hmm...that's a slur against gay people isn't it

Go on, tell us.

10 out of 10 for stating the obvious.
When you call someone a dickhead, is that a slur against people with dicks on their head?
Go on, tell us. I'm not quick as you at figuring out blatantly obvious things like that.

 

[#10-7]

[fatherly tone]
hi wackdoodle, i had a chat with the barman and we've settled your tab.
now this man here is a taxi driver. here's your jacket, he'll bring you home.

straight to bed now...
[/fatherly tone]

 

[wackdoodle]

Woah! You got me good there. Any more slick tricks up your sleeve? You really made me look like a fool.

And Lorcanzo. Can't you speak properly? Your last post barely made sense. What are you trying to say, man?

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

Originally posted by wackdoodle
I'm not quick as you at figuring out stuff, cos I'm a cretinous shit gargler with no friends who lashes out at world which shows me no love, I'm sorry I'm so so sorry.

Nice one.

 

[snakybus]

Originally posted by wackdoodle
10 out of 10 for stating the obvious.
When you call someone a dickhead, is that a slur against people with dicks on their head?
Go on, tell us. I'm not quick as you at figuring out blatantly obvious things like that.

that doesn't make any sense

what are you on about you idiot?

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

You fucking twat

Originally posted by wackdoodle
Woah! You got me good there. Any more slick tricks up your sleeve? You really made me look like a fool.

And Lorcanzo. Can't you speak properly? Your last post barely made sense. What are you trying to say, man?

Go one then, just the one.

 

[pee pee]

score.

what a farago.

 

[wackdoodle]

Re: You fucking twat

Originally posted by Burgerbarbaby
My mother took thalidomide while she was pregnant with me. That's why I'm a retard. The guy in the avatar is actually me.

Don't let it get you downy. We all have special talents and are unique in our own way.
E.G. I can do 200 volleys with a football, and you can fit 200 cumshots in your mouth. Talent is talent.

 

[Buzzo]

fuel....fuel...somone get some more fuel
This is brilliant.

 

[krabby]

..............and back to topic.
Do Ballyfermot senior college still have the "manage a band" course? Them students are dying to stuff for bands.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

come suckle at my bosom wackdoodle, you are indeed one of my finest children.

 

[Janitor Jaxin]

I just thought of a pitfall of getting a manager. He/she might go mental and eat your head.

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

Re: Re: You fucking twat

Originally posted by wackdoodle
Don't let it get you downy. We all have special talents and are unique in our own way.
E.G. I can do 200 volleys with a football, and you can fit 200 cumshots in your mouth. Talent is talent.

You foulmouthed little tic. You bloated retching flatworm. You vapid fistful of your own shit ripped from your pulsating hole and stuffed down your own throat while you wipe the tears from your eyes because you love it so much and why won't anyone understand?
Is this as good as it gets for you? Sitting in front of your computer like a slimy turd which just slipped out, looking at Thumped all day for some unsuspecting punter to wander by so you can get your keyboard all brown? That's what you like, isn't it, brownboy. ISN'T IT?

 

[pete]

Originally posted by Janitor Jaxin
I just thought of a pitfall of getting a manager. He/she might go mental and eat your head.

 

[Ex-User (1146)]

this isn't such a deadly buzz

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

Originally posted by hapi
this isn't such a deadly buzz

What? Did I say something wrong?

 

[Burgerbarbaby]

Dammit.
Too late to edit now.
I stand for all time as one scummy-minded bastard.

Edit:
Still.
It was funny while I was writing it.