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Just got sent this in an email, it's terribal:

Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates...
St peter opens them and says 'oh it's you luciano, come on in. squeeze through'.
pavarotti says 'hold on, i've got an envelope for you, from the pope.'
st peter opens it up and reads it.
'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'
 
RIP Pavarotti. We recall a story we wrote about
him in 2003. While rehearsing for his farewell
performance at Covent Garden, Pavarotti sloped
off to his dressing room with two female dancers.
And was discovered a little later, by the
runner sent to retrieve him, enjoying
oral sex from one, while the other held his
stomach out of the way.


/popbitch
 
Can someone make a joke that includes the pun "OPERAtion", possibly referring to his cancer treatment or something?

thanks, it's been a long day and I can't think of anything
 
Just got sent this in an email, it's terribal:

Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates...
St peter opens them and says 'oh it's you luciano, come on in. squeeze through'.
pavarotti says 'hold on, i've got an envelope for you, from the pope.'
st peter opens it up and reads it.
'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'
nice one.

poor pavorotti. i heard he was ill a few months ago and was wonderin when he was gonna kick the bucket. he seemed like a cool guy too.
 
Just got sent this in an email, it's terribal:

Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates...
St peter opens them and says 'oh it's you luciano, come on in. squeeze through'.
pavarotti says 'hold on, i've got an envelope for you, from the pope.'
st peter opens it up and reads it.
'HERE'S THAT TENOR I OWE YOU'


Heard this last night. Didn't get it. "Tenor", "Tenner", over my head.

Anyway, I'd no idea he was so old, Pavarotti. Pancreatic cancer is an awful way to go as well.
 
The Irish Permanent

dum dum dee dee

tra la la la laa

dum dum dee deeeeee

RIP Luciano Pavarotti 1884 - 2017

EDIT:

Oops didnt see Vinnies post
 
Flickin round last night.
The amount of Pav documentarys on was mad.
Ok some dug up old ones, but there were a couple that were made that day!
When they heard he was ill I'd say they started making them straight away.
Kinda morbid to think that.

What you do at work today love?
I was editing a tribute documentary for a celebrity thats not dead yet, but looks like they are on the way out...
 

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