the strange guy
I LOVE ALLAH YOUSE
It's true. Not only is she not a virgin, she gave birth to a beautiful boy. Got this email this morning:
All together now... aaaaaah!
Owensie you're an inspiration to us all (to never have sex again. With a girl)Owensie said:He's out, umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck in the womb so they cut her open this evening and out he popped, 3K 20g, fully limbed, plus no rickets.
It was some experience, watching him come out like that. I saw him for about 20 seconds, then they took him away, then brought him back and I got to kiss him and hold him for another 10 seconds, then they took him away again and put him in a big room with all the other babies, so I had to stare at him through a sheet of glass for the rest of night. Aw well, I'll be up there tomorrow morning anyway, got the day off work. Pretty good.
Enjoy the pictures,
And just for ruining my future, I'm calling him Tadgh Raphael Rubio Owens.
Take that, no clothes!!!
This Paddy's day, drink for me.
Owensie
All together now... aaaaaah!