Owensie's wife in 'Not Virgin' shocker! (1 Viewer)

[the strange guy]

It's true. Not only is she not a virgin, she gave birth to a beautiful boy. Got this email this morning:

He's out, umbilical cord was wrapped around his neck in the womb so they cut her open this evening and out he popped, 3K 20g, fully limbed, plus no rickets.

It was some experience, watching him come out like that. I saw him for about 20 seconds, then they took him away, then brought him back and I got to kiss him and hold him for another 10 seconds, then they took him away again and put him in a big room with all the other babies, so I had to stare at him through a sheet of glass for the rest of night. Aw well, I'll be up there tomorrow morning anyway, got the day off work. Pretty good.

Enjoy the pictures,

And just for ruining my future, I'm calling him Tadgh Raphael Rubio Owens.
Take that, no clothes!!!

This Paddy's day, drink for me.

Owensie

Owensie you're an inspiration to us all (to never have sex again. With a girl)

All together now... aaaaaah!

 

[the strange guy]

Nice show of support lads.

 

[Super Dexta]

I was too busy "aaahh"ing and showing the pic to people.

 

[bohs punks]

Congragultions to them, now someone send over a football and an ireland shirt.

 

[wierd sister]

"Owensie you're an inspiration to us all (to never have sex again. With a girl)"

 

[Corm]

Ah bless! Their own little Fuck Trophy! Everyone will want one now.

 

[mc moley]

NOT ME!!!!

 

[jillface]

Awww, those damn maternal instincts of mine... I like babies... But fuckno I don't want one.

Congratulations Owensie and Fernanda... if you see this sometime.

When ye come back you and Jamie and Una will have to fight over whose child I'll mind.

 

[bohs punks]

I know of some more punk babies on the way but dont know if tis public so i wont say.

ge those band logo babygros going folks.

 

[scrawlzine]

I know of some more punk babies on the way but dont know if tis public so i wont say.

ge those band logo babygros going folks.

Please...STOP THE MADNESS!

 

[stephenoblunt]

Congratulations!!! He's so Brazillian though! Only a hint of Eire in his youthful gaze!

 

[São Paulo Punk]

Congratulations!!! He's so Brazillian though! Only a hint of Eire in his youthful gaze!

At least his options are still open; if he's a good footballer he can dream of maybe playing one day for Brazil. But if that fails he can always fall back on place in the Irish squad.

Or take up the bass and become front man of a, yet to be, legendary Irish rock group.

He shat himself 3 times in 1 hour today. Punk.

 

[needtokill]

congrats again folks.

For anyone reading this who's considering having sex, please don't.

I'll give it till the end of today before Glynn comes on and starts posting about how people having babies is wrong.

 

[Corm]

I know of some more punk babies on the way but dont know if tis public so i wont say.

ge those band logo babygros going folks.

Jesus fuck. Has the choile benefih gone up or something?

 

[the strange guy]

I think he's planning on getting compo off the pope.
Failing that he can always try suing his balls.
(If only his ma was called Sue. That joke would be 10 times better)