Oi! Monday! (2 Viewers)

[the bearded lady]

hey peepee, i like ta make a big baby in your face, we can call it "cuntfuckedpissbag" and shave it daily to the tune of cackling housewives!

i love you pisspiss!

 

[the bearded lady]

joss (03 Dec, 2001 05:42 p.m.):
Was that directed at me, prickhole?

suck me cake, rimmer, i ain't talkin' to no bitches!

 

[old]

I hear Hag mistook your nob for a melty choc ice.

 

[pee pee]

the bearded lady (03 Dec, 2001 05:45 p.m.):
hey peepee, i like ta make a big baby in your face, we can call it "cuntfuckedpissbag" and shave it daily to the tune of cackling housewives!

i love you pisspiss!

this doesn't make sense, even to me.

hey, do you know what though?
i was looking through some old photies t'other night and found a lovely one of *you* at my 21st birthday "party".
(no, honestly, you *were* there.)

you are wearing this charming paisley shirt type affair.
you and dudley should be the new dolce & gabbana.
called smartass & prickhole maybe?.

 

[the bearded lady]

joss (03 Dec, 2001 05:48 p.m.):
I hear Hag mistook your nob for a melty choc ice.

cunt still took a big fuckin' bite though, but there's plenty left for you darling.

 

[the bearded lady]

[this doesn't make sense, even to me.

cockears and muffs etc?
rim

hey, do you know what though?
i was looking through some old photies t'other night and found a lovely one of *you* at my 21st birthday "party".
(no, honestly, you *were* there.)

you are wearing this charming paisley shirt type affair.
you and dudley should be the new dolce & gabbana.
called smartass & prickhole maybe?.[/quote]

classy! i was prolly hopin' to score with your cousins of summat. what was dudley wearin'?

 

[pee pee]

the bearded lady (03 Dec, 2001 05:59 p.m.):classy! i was prolly hopin' to score with your cousins of summat. what was dudley wearin'?

a smile

just jokin.
i dont think i knew dudley back then.
sadly, things change.

 

[Monkey]

Without Pete it's nothing but slagging.

Anarchy

 

[the bearded lady]

Monkey (03 Dec, 2001 06:09 p.m.):
Without Pete it's nothing but slagging, I told them anarchy wouldn't work, but did they listen?

ah go an' buy nuttin, commie!

 

[Monkey]

what are you talking about? I never said that...prick

 

[Anthony]

The rain brings out the worst in people.
See you at things meeting, Not.

(I can't believe I just typed that.)
COME ON TUESDAY>.....

 

[pad]

come to what on tuesday ? or is that a just a vague invitation

 

[Stuart Little]

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Yeah fuck its misery outside. Poxy bike.
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You should get a car, Path.
A big Lexus. Or a Cadillac.

 

[Anne OMalley]

To get back to yer man's question, I'm hoping to get Maxi-Goal for Christmas.

Maxi, Maxi, MAXI-GOAL! Fun and maximum pleasure! Lights! Magic madness! Phenomenon of fun!

("He's trying to tell you about new Maxi-Goal. First it's a desk, then it's a footbally yoke, then it's for doing this thing, then it's a big piece of wood getting in everyone's way, then it's out with the rubbish, then it's forgotten about. YAYYY!!! MAXI-GOOOOOAL!")

 

[Cormy]

Here, what about that hydra strike yoke on de telly? Looks deadly. You could fill it with piss, or acid, and then it'd be really good fun. Board games with horrible licking-arseholes or shits-in-beds type consequences for the losers are good too...mainly because I just want my arsehole licked...but mainly because I want to shit in your bed.