Oi! Monday! (1 Viewer)

[chriths]

fuck off! you dark, wet, shit day. fuckin.

I can't wait for christmas holidays.

 

[dudley]

i heard pete cancelled christmas

 

[Pantone247]

so what are you all getting for christmas?

I want one of them craxy Hotwheels gear they have on Nikalodian adverts, where the cars go upside down and stuff...the bomb!!

 

[chriths]

NO!

i hear he's not fond of holidays in general. only celebrates festivus, they say...

 

[Stuart Little]

20+ minute walk home for me.
Me blummin' pac-a-mac will keep me top bits dry, but from me goolies down will me a soppin' mess.

First driver to beep me while j-walking in an effort to get home sooner gets his fucking wing mirror removed.

Fuck this evil day.

 

[pee pee]

Stewart Little (03 Dec, 2001 04:55 p.m.):
20+ minute walk home for me.

20 mins?
aw, you poor dear.

try a 20 min walk, then a 20 min wait in pissing rain for the ever-unpredictable 51b, then a 60 min journey on smelly, waterlogged bus, accompanied by the sort of people you'd cross the road to avoid, possibly shooting up / or trying to stab each other / or trying to stab you cos you are wearing ear muffs.

you fucking pussy.

 

[Stuart Little]

For shame, that's what one gets for being a knacker, goblin girl.

 

[dudley]

trying to stab you cos you are wearing ear muffs.

sounds reasonable actually

 

[pee pee]

dudley (03 Dec, 2001 05:13 p.m.):

sounds reasonable actually

Yeah, cheers for the fashion tips, Mr. Dudley Versace.

In anyway, you said you liked them the other day.
So ner.

 

[the bearded lady]

Stewart Little (03 Dec, 2001 04:55 p.m.):
20+ minute walk home for me.
Me blummin' pac-a-mac will keep me top bits dry, but from me goolies down will me a soppin' mess.

in fairness now shorty, i'd say your goolies are in a soggy oul' jocker every day o' the week, no?

 

[the bearded lady]

Stewart Little (03 Dec, 2001 05:08 p.m.):
For shame, that's what one gets for being a knacker, goblin girl.

HA HA HA! fuckin' classic!
yeah pee pee, you're onny called dat cos you reek o' piss jus' loike de rez o' dem, ye, ye, ye fuckin' goblin in dat. prickz.

 

[Stuart Little]

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in fairness now shorty, i'd say your goolies are in a soggy oul' jocker every day o' the week, no?
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True. They've more in common with processed peas than conkers.

Though how YOU know these things is anyone's guess...

 

[the bearded lady]

Stewart Little (03 Dec, 2001 05:25 p.m.):
True. They've more in common with processed peas than conkers.

Though how YOU know these things is anyone's guess...

your lil' brudder told me.

 

[the bearded lady]

oh, nice flaps dudley!

fancy gettin' a room?
pee pee has one that she sits in most evenings on her own waiting for the phone to ring that never does, she won't mind us using it.

 

[pee pee]

the bearded lady (03 Dec, 2001 05:25 p.m.):HA HA HA! fuckin' classic!
yeah pee pee, you're onny called dat cos you reek o' piss jus' loike de rez o' dem, ye, ye, ye fuckin' goblin in dat. prickz.

say that to my homeless tanned, coldsore mouthed face, cockears.

except you wouldnt, would you?
you'd prick on for hours about how grate it is to be married and how the lovely cushions you bought last week in Guineys complement the fleck in your living room carpet something marvellous.

prick.

 

[the bearded lady]

say that to my homeless tanned, coldsore mouthed face, cockears.[/quote]

do my ears look cock in this?

hey, is that why you wear the muffs?

putting muffs over cockears surely constitutes as asking for trouble, no? are you a fuck head?

 

[path]

Chrith (03 Dec, 2001 04:35 p.m.):
fuck off! you dark, wet, shit day. fuckin. I can't wait for christmas holidays.

Yeah fuck its misery outside. Poxy bike.

Seeing as hows its approaching christmas, here's something festive (not really sure what its all about mind you..)

http://www.santarchy.com

regards

 

[old]

Chrith (03 Dec, 2001 04:52 p.m.):
NO!
i hear he's not fond of holidays in general. only celebrates festivus, they say...

Can we have a seperate thread for the Airing Of Grievances please?

 

[the bearded lady]

ah whats your problem?

 

[old]

Was that directed at me, prickhole?