Office Mishap (1 Viewer)

[ponderosa]

In a spectacular display of unprecedented crapulence, I have just spilt yellow printer toner all over me brand new shoes.



*sigh

 

[Wilbert]

I don't suppose they were yellow shoes to begin with?

 

[jane]

I wore my swim togs to work today. Swim togs and flip flops, and nothing else. How embarrassing!















Except that I work at home, and am sitting out in the yard, and no one can see me. But it would be embarrassing if I, like, worked in an office.

 

[Bellatrix]

Except that I work at home, and am sitting out in the yard, and no one can see me. But it would be embarrassing if I, like, worked in an office.

Isn't it great?

Pyjamas are the new black.

 

[Wilbert]

I wore my swim togs to work today. Swim togs and flip flops, and nothing else. How embarrassing!




Except that I work at home, and am sitting out in the yard, and no one can see me. But it would be embarrassing if I, like, worked in an office.

Picture please.

 

[jane]

Picture please.

Nice try, Wil, but someone has got to think of the children.

Most of the time, I'd gladly trade my isolation for a proper job (with proper money), but today isn't so bad.

 

[roxy]

sitting out in the yard, and no one can see me.

Can we ever really be sure, though.

Google Earth could be remapping the area as we speak.

 

[jane]

Can we ever really be sure, though.

Google Earth could be remapping the area as we speak.

Now that would be an eerie coincidence because I am currently working on a chapter that deals with a group of maps that have people depicted on them (quite rare for maps from this period), so that would be kinda awesome.

If you see a rather corpulent mass resembling a potato that's been in the cupboard long enough to sprout roots (the roots are like my limbs), or shaped vaguely like an overweight child and wearing a white bikini (me in a white bikini can arouse nothing more than, at best, pathos), then you will know you were correct, and that it's like a weird twist on a fucking HALL OF GODDAMN MIRRORS.

Also, one of the maps might have whores in it. Which a certain poster would also find a handy coincidence in the context of, er, me.

 

[avernus]

In a spectacular display of unprecedented crapulence, I have just spilt yellow printer toner all over me brand new shoes.



*sigh

only one thing to do now...drink the printer ink. mmmmmm yellow.

 

[Yurn!]

I turned up to work today. Everyone looked so disappointed.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

The other day I accidentally spilled a jar of molasses down my throat.

 

[Bellatrix]

Having to do any toner-related task seems to bring out the bumbling moron in me.

"Errrr...sorry....my mistake..."

 

[nofriendo]

Oh Yeah

 

[roxy]

I turned up to work today. Everyone looked so disappointed.

What kinda disappointed? Like when you bang the duster on the teacher's chair and they come in but remain standing for the whole class?

 

[Lord Damian]

work can always fuck off, even when it "goes alright".

 

[ponderosa]

Just had four interviewees in to the office today. Oh, to be young again.

 

[ponderosa]

And now Cartridge World is holding my toner hostage. Give it baaaaaaaack!

 

[classic seanc]

Just had four interviewees in to the office today. Oh, to be young again.

Gimme a job please.

I'm good at stuff.

Thanks.

 

[ponderosa]

Still hunting le job? That sucks almost as much as having le job but trust me, you don't want this one.

 

[theweeyin]

I have a job. Anybody want it?