not so Plane sailing (1 Viewer)

[Bag'o'cans]

seriously though i really did fing a lump and had to get ultrasound - horrible seeing the inside of your nuts on a screen. anyway, it was just a cyst and its still there. i'll show you some time.

Exact same here, it wasn't pleasant watching those colours appear on the screen. twas nowt though, we can compare some night in the george.

 

[Corey]

why you telling me, that's what i said previously - kind of

Look out you window. Do you see the sun? It's the very bright thing in the sky. The Sky is the big blue thing with the clouds in it. The clouds are the things that look like cotton wool flaoting in the big sky part. You can find out what cotton wool is down at your local library. See how far above the ground the sun is? That means it's morning time. Birds sing, foxes and hedgehogs go to sleepy-byes, and HitsLikeaGirl climbs out of the rocking chair he fell asleep on at 4.30 this morning; put's the little sleep-thieving bint of a baby daughter back in her basket; groans, goes downstairs puts on his coat and fucking walks to work. At work he turns on the big machine with the pictures on it and talks to the people that are in the big telly part. You are one of them. Kind of.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Imagine I was your 6 week old baby! How fucked up would that be?

 

[La La]

Imagine I was your 6 week old baby! How fucked up would that be?

very, i would imagine.

 

[Corey]

Mealtimes would be difficult for me as you'd still be being breastfed.
But otherwise, we could do it.

I'd get to call you son. And mean it.

And 'rocking you to sleep' would mean somthing altogether different.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

"I'LL BE YOUUUURRRRR, BABY TOONAAAHAHITE."

 

[guy of the tiger]

ill be flyin all around south america for the next 3.5 months.

Danger Time

 

[RSJ]

When we were on the J1 in long island, one of the lads was working painting with this dodgy geezer. Mad alco, so the lad had to drive the van all the time. He'd no licence, but then again he'd no J1 either so whatever. Anyways, on the way to work every morning, the boss would be picking melanomas off his arms and firing them out the window or, on one or two occasions, at him as he was driving.

Fucked up.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Danger Time

danger zone more like. iron eagle vibe.

nice avatar fancy.

 

[Corey]

When we were on the J1 in long island, one of the lads was working painting with this dodgy geezer. Mad alco, so the lad had to drive the van all the time. He'd no licence, but then again he'd no J1 either so whatever. Anyways, on the way to work every morning, the boss would be picking melanomas off his arms and firing them out the window or, on one or two occasions, at him as he was driving.

Fucked up.

I cooked that breakfast myself. Look, you can still see the seasoning on the bits of sausage....

 

[ICUH8N]

FrizzellBaby.

Jesus Wept, it's like staring into the abyss

 

[guy of the tiger]

nice avatar fancy.

you can feel the beat just looking at it.

 

[oh shit]

i had a balls scan one time too. no one ever got back to me about it so i just keep on truckin.

 

[Donkey OJ]

you can feel the beat just looking at it.

cmon fancy. he may work in michael guiney's tracksuit and kebab shop but he's got feelings too.

i've been feeling more than the beat looking at it*. he seems like a really nice man.

*edit - i mean him

 

[Donkey OJ]

ball scans are erotic. in a david cronenburg kinda way. if your test proves positive you're guaranteed a sympath snarge aswell.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

"i'm sorry sir, it seems you have cancer"
"i do in me bollix"
"exactly"

 

[nlgbbbblth]

When you get to my age you start thinking about prostate (not prostrate or prostitute) cancer.

One possible symptom is getting up frequently in the middle of the night to urinate.

But excessive weight can cause that too. Thankfully.

I got checked out anyway - Doctor told me to go on diet. Which I didn't stick to.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I got checked out anyway - Doctor told me to go on diet. Which I didn't stick to.

have you heard of the mowbray diet?

 

[oh shit]

everytime i look at this thread i get 'sailin on' by bad brains in my head.
deadly

 

[nlgbbbblth]

have you heard of the mowbray diet?

Picked up six mini Melton Mowbrays this morning. Lunch beckons.