not so Plane sailing (2 Viewers)

[La La]

i've always wondered what those blow up slides are like. god forbid i'd ever be in the situation to use one, but it would be kinda fun.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Lovely thread, i've 3 flights to take in the next 2 weeks.

Hope this makes it worse.

I'm an air traffic controller.

Me! An air traffic controller! What were they thinking????

hehehehehehehe

I've got a flight to Londinium on Saturday, then a further 3 in the next month. Fuck flying. I can do that shit.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i'm worried about being killed by ghosts

oh and testicular cancer

 

[Donkey OJ]

i've always wondered what those blow up slides are like. god forbid i'd ever be in the situation to use one, but it would be kinda fun.

rather than those face masks popping down automatically when a crash is about to happen they should roll out those blow up slides. people could choose to jump out the door at 11,000 feet and confront death in a court town funpark kind of a way - going "wheeeeeeee!" rather than meekly exploding all over the inside of the cabin and hurtling lamely to the ground.

 

[La La]

oh and testicular cancer

all you have to do is cough.


hey why do guys do that anyway?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

smoke too much

 

[La La]

rather than those face masks popping down automatically when a crash is about to happen they should roll out those blow up slides. people could choose to jump out the door at 11,000 feet and confront death in a court town funpark kind of a way - going "wheeeeeeee!" rather than meekly exploding all over the inside of the cabin and hurtling lamely to the ground.

'hurtling lamely'
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah

i know i created this thread about fear of flying but that was genius
haha

 

[La La]

smoke too much

in the doctors, while holding their balls, you know what i mean

 

[ms.b.haven]

stop trying to start with me

Thats bollox haven.

I'm not scared of anything.

-Pussies.

 

[Corey]

Nicely put.

Thry do look comfy though.....

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

theres nothing more terrifying for a dude than stumbling across a lumpy bollock.

i had to have an ultrasound done on my knackers a few years back but it wasnt cancer and i didn't die from it. scary business.

anyone ever had cancer?

 

[La La]

theres nothing more terrifying for a dude than stumbling across a lumpy bollock.

i had to have an ultrasound done on my knackers a few years back but it wasnt cancer and i didn't die from it. scary business.

anyone ever had cancer?

i'd put money on me getting a skin cancer at some point. dad's had it half his life, mum's had it, gran's had it........

 

[Corey]

if i did die in a plane crash i'd like hitslikeagirl to sing fly me to the moon acapella at the funeral mass as an icebreaker like. He'd hate every second of it even though he has killer pipes.

*blush*

*shuffles feet*

 

[It Will Never Last]

I listen to that shit when I'm flying. Its like a "c'mon and fucking take me if you think you're hard enough" in the face of death.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

I've got a flight to Londinium on Saturday, then a further 3 in the next month. Fuck flying. I can do that shit.

So am i, i feel safer now.
its ok though, jesus is in the control tower.

 

[Donkey OJ]

So am i, i feel safer now.
its ok though, jesus is in the control tower.

where the fuck is jesus' left hand?

puttin on the weight aswell isnt he?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

he turned the water into slim-fast

 

[Corey]

stop trying to start with me

I'm not. Too early. Plane crashes were as tragic before the big skittle drop as they are now. Dont let the media's eagerness to throw terrorism into the mix for the sake of ratings lend you to think otherwise.

An stuff.

 

[Corey]

theres nothing more terrifying for a dude than stumbling across a lumpy bollock.

i had to have an ultrasound done on my knackers a few years back but it wasnt cancer and i didn't die from it. scary business.

anyone ever had cancer?

I had my guys felt up once a month for a year.

By a man-doctor.

VHI; you gotta love it.

 

[La La]

I'm not. Too early. Plane crashes were as tragic before the big skittle drop as they are now. Dont let the media's eagerness to throw terrorism into the mix for the sake of ratings lend you to think otherwise.

An stuff.

*applause*

here here.

(or is it hear hear?)