not so Plane sailing (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

where the fuck is jesus' left hand?

puttin on the weight aswell isnt he?

It's the Limited Edition Special Olympics Jesus Christ.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I had my guys felt up once a month for a year.

By a man-doctor.

VHI; you gotta love it.

Shit one. I went private.

Walked into a room with a one way mirror and chose the nurse before hand. I made a good choice with des. He had magic hands.

 

[ms.b.haven]

why you telling me, that's what i said previously - kind of

Plane crashes were as tragic before the big skittle drop as they are now. Dont let the media's eagerness to throw terrorism into the mix for the sake of ratings lend you to think otherwise.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

theres nothing more terrifying for a dude than stumbling across a lumpy bollock.

i had to have an ultrasound done on my knackers a few years back but it wasnt cancer and i didn't die from it. scary business.

anyone ever had cancer?

i found a lump on one of my nuts once. tunrned out it was your mother. ho ho

seriously though i really did fing a lump and had to get ultrasound - horrible seeing the inside of your nuts on a screen. anyway, it was just a cyst and its still there. i'll show you some time.

at one stage i was resigned to ghetting one of the boys removed, and was making piece with the thought. I said to the missus the night before the scan, "so what if i only have one nut, i'll live.." and the negative bitch came back with "but sometimes they have to take them both..". Now that IS a scary thought.

 

[It Will Never Last]

its ok though, jesus is in the control tower.

He's on my team. Takes the piss with his breaks, but you can't argue with a man who can walk on water then turn it into wine, can you? As Ding Dong Denny O'Reilly says, "any man who can turn water into gargoyle" is grand with me.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

as regards plane crashes, you are statistically more likely to be interfered with by a pop paedophile than being in a plane crash.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Anyway, less talking balls...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Now that IS a scary thought.

i'd just crack one off before the op and have it frozen. hey presto, mini frizzells ahoy.

 

[broken arm]

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anyone ever had cancer?

my mums best friend was diagnosed with cancer yesterday.

downer eh

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

frizzel pops, mmm...

 

[It Will Never Last]

Best plane crash evah!!!

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

my mums best friend was diagnosed with cancer yesterday.

downer eh

folks next door neighbour too. she got the all clear...then they changed their mind

scary shit

 

[broken arm]

fearless was an alright film.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

heh

 

[It Will Never Last]

true story...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

my mums best friend was diagnosed with cancer yesterday.

downer eh

Sorry to hear that. It’s a tough road.

My mum just got the all clear two months ago after being told originally that the outlook was moderate to grim. Ovarian cancer it was.

 

[broken arm]

folks next door neighbour too. she got the all clear...then they changed their mind

scary shit

shit buzz.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Christmas is cancelled.

 

[broken arm]

Sorry to hear that. It’s a tough road.

My mum just got the all clear two months ago after being told originally that the outlook was moderate to grim. Ovarian cancer it was.

good buzz

 

[La La]

that's shit. my mum had a skin cancer in her neck and a lump in her breast at one point. thank god the skin cancer was removed and the lump was benign. seriously scary though.