new liverpool thread - everyone loves them (6 Viewers)

[Moods For Mallards]

Well you're obviously not a "Premier League fan" so I wouldn't expect you to understand, a real football fan will understand what i'm talking about.

I'm 4 Real, Silver Surfer.

Hector Grey: I agree, Spain is a lovely spot, if players start doing their homework and realising that they speak Spanish already, can pay less tax and can enjoy a nice lunch in countless unassuming establishments, Liverpool are bollixed. There are great opportunities in Spain now that Franco is gone, the place is changing fast.

 

[I Bleed Black]

Well it's looks like the most important spainard, the bearded one, is bedding in for the long haul so i think we'll be ok.

So does anyone know much about this Javi Martinez lad?

 

[trev]

So does anyone know much about this Javi Martinez lad?

well its gonna be annoying if he comes cos you'll get a team line up text with two JMs in midfield...dont do it Rafa.

 

[Cormcolash]

Sure you're grand anyway, if Mascherano left then Lucas can replace him, easy.
I love the way the first post on this thread is about Liverpool signing Lucas!

 

[trev]

Sure you're grand anyway, if Mascherano left then Lucas can replace him, easy.
I love the way the first post on this thread is about Liverpool signing Lucas!

Lucas will show you!

Hes gained a bit of weight now and the lad was much improved 2nd half of last season.

 

[Vinnie]

the lad was much improved 2nd half of last season.

I didnt see that at all. I thought he was utter bollocks for the entire season

 

[trev]

I didnt see that at all. I thought he was utter bollocks for the entire season

 

[Cormcolash]

Haha, nice try Meehan!!!

 

[Hector Grey]

wankers! lucas is the new spackman, you'll see.

 

[snap-apple]

wankers! lucas is the new spackman, you'll see.

the new jimmy carter maybe?

 

[trev]

very poor in last nights friendly defeat to rapid vienna. Pacheco looked great though. Brilliant with the ball at his feet and up for taking lads on.

the team played much better against st gallen last week. moved the ball around well and should have scored a few times.

lots of youngsters getting a run out in both games. darby, nemeth, kelly all looking good but as i said Pacheco looks the business. hopefully he'll be fast tracked to the first team squad this season. could prove very useful.

 

[Hector Grey]

meaningless really, no more than a run out.
alonso to stay? i reckon he's just winding rafa up, as punishment

 

[Cormcolash]

Alonso signs for Villareal

Oh wait I just made that up as if I were a tabloid

 

[Wheels]

Alonso signs for Villareal

Oh wait I just made that up as if I were a tabloid

If I were a tabloid, and you were a ladette, would you marry me sister, would you keep the baaaaaaby

 

[Cormcolash]

It'd turn out to be someone elses baby though, obviously

 

[Hector Grey]

If I were a tabloid, and you were a ladette, would you marry me sister, would you keep the baaaaaaby

you've lost it, there la.

 

[ratmonkey]

“Almost immediately after the blow from John Doran, in fact within seconds, Steven Gerrard joined in the attack with a succession of well aimed uppercut punches delivered with the style and speed of a professional boxer rather than a professional footballer.”

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My respect for Stevie Gerrard has increased no end after his fighting for Phil Collins.

 

[maims bond]

Is that just testimony or was it also caught on CCTV?

 

[ratmonkey]

The Phil Collins bit? I'm taking it in the sense of Herzog's ecstatic truth, probably didn't happen, but should have.

 

[trev]

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