National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Thread (1 Viewer)

[Anthony]

Post every time you watch this film this Christmas.

 

[clonan attack]

ha! just edited this today for tv3,

it's on Christmas day @22:35 and will have 5 breaks.

I've watched this film every christmas day for the last i don't know how many years, felt strange watching it in November.

1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0- to me so far then yeah?

Elf and Scrooged threads should be kept seperate (although just as worthy)

 

[ernesto]

whats the wife' name again? she was hot in her day

 

[Charlie Bucket]

"They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour."

 

[THRILLHO]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

I challenge anyone to find me a better line from a movie.

 

[Charlie Bucket]

I challenge anyone to find me a better line from a movie.

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

 

[Lord Damian]

ehhh..i guess it's ok.

 

[Anthony]

will have 5 breaks.

Just one of the many many many reasons I never watch tv3.

 

[Lord Damian]

whats the wife' name again? she was hot in her day

Beverly D'Angelo.

 

[ernesto]

Beverly D'Angelo.

no, in the filum?

 

[Lord Damian]

no, in the filum?

you mean D'Angelo's character's name? Ellen Griswold.

 

[Shay HT]

no, in the filum?

Ellen Griswold


edit: why can't ya delete a post when ya see someone else has already answered!!!

 

[Lord Damian]

Ellen Griswold


edit: why can't ya delete a post when ya see someone else has already answered!!!

Pete thrives on our shame.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I'm watching it later on.

 

[clonan attack]

Just one of the many many many reasons I never watch tv3.

i understand, it killed me!

 

[avernus]

defines christmas. amazing. I laugh even just looking at Chevy Chase's chevy chase.

 

[Wilbert]

I love when all the guys are filing past Chevy Chase in his office having just heard he's not getting his xmas bonus and he's wishing them merry xmas as they go by.
"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukah"


http://bubba.org/?option=nlcv

 

[Yurn!]

SHITTER WAS FULL!!!

 

[ilovehoovering]

god i haven't seen this in about 5 years. my girlfriend is a little bit younger than me and seems to have missed out on loads of classic movies (can you imagine never having watched Police Academy? fuck!) so i think i'll show her this in 4 weeks time.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

The box with the four Vacation movies is on sale in Virgin. Around €15.99 or €19.99 (can't remember which) for the lot.