Minor Pleasures (19 Viewers)

[seanc]

I'm confused about donkeys being sent out to stud.

 

[egg_]

Same here! I thought donkeys were kinda obsolete (though I myself am fond of them, having gone on a walking holiday with one once)

 

[pete]

Same here! I thought donkeys were kinda obsolete (though I myself am fond of them, having gone on a walking holiday with one once)

Was he ok on the plane or was he a bit of an ass?

 

[seanc]

On another note, everyone used the local as a staging post to get to the Open Mic night a mile or two up the road.
The players all asked if I was coming, As in three or four people, it ain't your usual Open Mic, this is almost like a showcase of local talent, and there is a lot. Big Thing.
but no. My Ex-wife is putting that night on, and I'm already a bit drunk. Good luck to them all. We get along in this sort of context but I'll leave her to it tonight. Maybe next week.

With that context:
I bumped into a neighbour who will be doing that Open Mic. "Are you coming?"
Maybe it's best I don't I said.
Yeah cool, totally understand that.

And then what I meant to say was "maybe next week".

What I actually said was "Maybe next wife".

 

[Unicron]

What I actually said was "Maybe next wife".

Genuine LOL here.

 

[seanc]

I believe I have made the right decision.

When he pointed out what I had actually said I just couldn't stop laughing.

 

[Jill Hives]

I'm confused about donkeys being sent out to stud.

That's just the horses but donkeys have passports too.

 

[magicbastarder]

i had to dig out the passport for my wife's horse the other day - because their vaccination record is kept in the passport. i assume that's why they need them, donkeys included.

 

[egg_]

it ain't your usual Open Mic, this is almost like a showcase of local talent, and there is a lot. Big Thing.

Oh! What day of the week does it be on? If I'm in London I might sniff it out

 

[Jill Hives]

i had to dig out the passport for my wife's horse the other day - because their vaccination record is kept in the passport. i assume that's why they need them, donkeys included.

It's my new career goal. Giving farm animals passports.

 

[seanc]

Oh! What day of the week does it be on? If I'm in London I might sniff it out

Let me scope it out before I disappoint you. It could actually just be a massive piss up.


It's either every Tuesday or last Tuesday of the month in that place.
Every Wednesday in the local here.

 

[Jill Hives]

That's just the horses but donkeys have passports too.

Timely.

Laois County Council impound donkeys in Mountmellick

Two white male donkeys and a brown male donkey were impounded

www.leinsterexpress.ie

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I had a dream last night that a mate of mine's band completely plagiarized a song from one of my old bands, it ended up on a toyota ad, and they made a fortune.

The dream was quite entertaining, but it's also meant I've listened to the below for the first time in about 9 years.

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Track 6. is a song about a Nazi u-boat being eaten by a giant squid.

my creative peak for sure- pity it sounds like it was recorded in a tin shed.

 

[Reets]

I think I did ok-ish in an interview. I was convinced that I accidently called the interviewers racists but Hives talked me down.
In the next few months I have the kids Masters to pay for, my wedding and a deposit for a house. So yeah... extra cash would be nice.

I passed.
I might finally be able to afford health insurance.

 

[seanc]

I got to hold a wee little baby today for ten minutes. Mum asked gay fren to hold the baby and I went uhhhh. Do you want to hold the baby seanc? Gay fren, bless him, says maybe just let seanc hold the baby, the experience might be more useful to him than me. I'm not broody, you're broody.

Little dude just changed the room.

 

[ernesto]

I got to hold a wee little baby today for ten minutes. Mum asked gay fren to hold the baby and I went uhhhh. Do you want to hold the baby seanc? Gay fren, bless him, says maybe just let seanc hold the baby, the experience might be more useful to him than me. I'm not broody, you're broody.

Little dude just changed the room.

Perfect age for being interested in interior design

 

[pete]

Fish that used to be in Marillion is doing a farewell tour. So the last ever gig of the last ever tour was a gig in Glasgow, which sold out... big deal for the fans, Final Show Ever, and at home in Scotland and all that.... so now he's added a second night in Glasgow the next day.

10/10 chancer.

edit: oh and p.s., he's only "finishing touring in this format".

 

[Anthony]

Fish that used to be in Marillion is doing a farewell tour. So the last ever gig of the last ever tour was a gig in Glasgow, which sold out... big deal for the fans, Final Show Ever, and at home in Scotland and all that.... so now he's added a second night in Glasgow the next day.

10/10 chancer.

edit: oh and p.s., he's only "finishing touring in this format".

He'll absolutely do a Slayer.
I'm not going to this "farewell" tour. Sure I've bought all his albums but I probably listen to them once. He had 2 good solo albums.

 

[Cormcolash]

Fish that used to be in Marillion is doing a farewell tour. So the last ever gig of the last ever tour was a gig in Glasgow, which sold out... big deal for the fans, Final Show Ever, and at home in Scotland and all that.... so now he's added a second night in Glasgow the next day.

10/10 chancer.

edit: oh and p.s., he's only "finishing touring in this format".

I'm just glad I worked at one of Slayer's last ever gigs, in the point, and saw Ministry's last ever gig in Tripod

 

[ann post]

I'm just glad I worked at one of Slayer's last ever gigs, in the point, and saw Ministry's last ever gig in Tripod

I'm sure they were glad it was the last time you worked for them too.