sorry, that was supposed to be a kay burley reference but i forgot to add the pic...
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When you say "Kay Burley" who are we talking about here?sorry, that was supposed to be a kay burley reference but i forgot to add the pic...
When you say "Kay Burley" who are we talking about here?
I finally have my lift/elevator patter/banter/chat down at work
Only a few months in and I'm a fucking dab hand
Heh heh heh"you know that even if the cables break, there's a special spring thing that shoots out a ratchet thing to prevent the elevator from crashing into the ground".
Or, if you know them:
Stand in the middle of the elevator, feet wide facing the door. Place all your weight on one foot, and push off that to the other. You're looking to resonate with the natural frequency of the cable, so you'll need to feel it out a bit, but you start rocking the lift back and forwards until it starts clattering off the walls of the shaft.
You can really smash the car into walls and stuff if you put your back into it. So it in the middle of the pitch for maximum swingage.
“Do you come here often?”Heh heh heh
More like since my foot injury, I've been forced to take the elevator for months now
And you get stuck in there with everyone at one time or another
I don't like that sense of being stood next to someone and pretending they're not there, so I usually spark up a short convo, but try keep it real. Or at least not utterly cliched.
Obviously if someone is wedged into their phone, I leave them at it.
If Coco was around you'd be staring alright.I'm happy enough to take the stare's
“Did you see that ludicrous display last night? What was Wenger thinking, bringing on Walcott that early”.I finally have my lift/elevator patter/banter/chat down at work
Only a few months in and I'm a fucking dab hand
In the criminal justice system, rappers that play cops are considered especially heinousIf Coco was around you'd be staring alright.
We'll that can never be ungoogled
did they not like her?You can't beat Donegal. My Aussie cousins are here to scatter their mum's ashes, and we're in a pub here and within 10 minutes of the barman copping who they are, produced a Polaroid of their mum taken in the late 60s and told them to keep it.
The barman's way of saying she's no longer barred.did they not like her?
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