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Hey who doesn't smuggle a bit of pickled cabbage from time to time ?
The cabbage really takes the edge of the horror that is foie gras
The cabbage's tartness complements the richness of the foie gras.
And If I'd left it, the brother would have fucked it out.
In 1999 I went to Seattle and the customs lady asked my cousin, with whom I was travelling, if he was trying to smuggle bacon and cabbage into the US.
The customs guys in Boston are trained to ask about rashers and pudding.
Cabbage sounds odd though.
The customs guys in Boston are trained to ask about rashers and pudding.
Cabbage sounds odd though.
For the first time in ages, I have nothing to do tomorrow.
That's a major pleasure!
I got busted in Chicago for having a banana peel. Little bastard of a dog. I only had the fucking thing cos there wasn't a bin anywhere to dump it. They marked my customs form and when I went to clear costums they made me open all my luggage and searched the fuck out of it. Pricks.I got busted by a sniffer dog for bringing an apple into Australia. I'd been given it on the fucking plane from Tokyo, like.
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