Being in London means I can watch hours of old football highlights on the BBC (it's blocked at home might need tunnelbear or something to watch them) so far this morning I've watched
Belgium vs USSR in 1986
West Germany vs Italy in 1970 and 1982
West Germany vs Argentina 1986
and I'm about to watch
France vs Brazil 1986.
Old international football was fucking class, deadly jerseys amazing hair, even more amazing facial hair, tackles that were basically assault, no shin guards, players that looked wrecked after 80 minutes, end to end madness and Franz Beckenbaur playing with his arm bandaged to his torso because of his dislocated shoulder. Fucking class.
Fuck Tiki Taka it's as boring as fucking rugby.
I'm off to get deadly omelette from a restaurant down the road in a minute. Yay britland.
800 years