Minor complaints thread (11 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

This is horrible advice

 

[nooleen]

some fuckbag pulled up a honeysuckle i planted across the road

 

[David Kronenbourg]

(omeprazole)

that's what he gave me

 

[therealjohnny]

"oh me praz hole"

what's "praz"?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

some fuckbag pulled up a honeysuckle i planted across the road

Is this an ongoing thing?

Same patch you cleared last year or whenever?

 

[nooleen]

yep

 

[therealjohnny]

Roar out the window "what's the matter? Too fabulous for you?"

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Where my gaff is in Dublin, the Council would come and plant all these flower boxes, all gorgeous like, and if they lasted a day, I'd be amazed.

Some people just want to see the world ugly.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Some people just want to see the world ugly.

Tag-line for the new Suicide Squad film...?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Tag-line for the new Suicide Squad film...?

A film... the size.. of a tangerine

 

[george mcfly]

What else am I going to talk about on a first date?

Say that you were abducted by aliens. Back in the day, like.

Or say that you were an extra in Terminator 2.

Or that you went shopping for leather jackets with Will Smith.

 

[george mcfly]

Or else, say your Da was a stunt double for Val Kilmer in Batman Forever.

 

[nooleen]

say michael jackson's your cousin

 

[george mcfly]

Say that you won a break-dancing competition when you were 15 and got to have a private lesson by Usher.

 

[george mcfly]

Say that your Da was friends with Dire Straits when he was growing up and for your 8th birthday they took you to Bray Amusements for the day.

 

[therealjohnny]

Hand over half your wages to a mechanic , drive the car home and find more NCT failing faults that weren't there before.

Despair...it's imminent

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Hand over half your wages to a mechanic , drive the car home and find more NCT failing faults that weren't there before.

Despair...it's imminent

How long is this going on now?

 

[hydromancer]

How long is this going on now?

Scince he bought it I think

 

[therealjohnny]

I got a good few months out of it, got some upgrade work done on it and some minor post NCT stuff, but the last couple of months have been particularly bad.

 

[george mcfly]

Fidgety people in the cinema. Fidget, fidget, check phone, fidget, check phone, make a bit of a huff noise, fidget.

FUCK OFF