Minor complaints thread (3 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

This is a pretty big rip. Potential for massive embarrassment. Gonna have to try not leave my seat for the next four hours.

You need to work on your thigh gap

All that rubbing is not good.


In general, moving forward, it's not a bad idea to have a change of clothes in work for unforseen occurrences.

Can you nip out and buy a pair?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

You need to work on your thigh gap

All that rubbing is not good.


In general, moving forward, it's not a bad idea to have a change of clothes in work for unforseen occurrences.

Can you nip out and buy a pair?

I guess I could, couldn't I?

 

[therealjohnny]

In general, moving forward, it's not a bad idea to have a change of clothes in work for unforseen occurrences.

Do you get lockers or closets in your job? Where would you keep a spare change of clothes in work?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I guess I could, couldn't I?

I've never known a better solution to a problem than money

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Do you get lockers or closets in your job? Where would you keep a spare change of clothes in work?

Every work shirt I own

Two pairs of pants behind those

 

[therealjohnny]

Do you have your own office?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Do you have your own office?

Yes. That door usually stays open, so no one sees that gear.
But I imagine that there's room to hang a shirt in a cube also. Is there?

 

[therealjohnny]

Yes. That door usually stays open, so no one sees that gear.
But I imagine that there's room to hang a shirt in a cube also. Is there?

No idea. I am a free range open plan drone

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

No idea. I am a free range open plan drone

Don't forget. At any moment, you can walk away from it all and come stay in my spare room.
The job, the rain, the cats. Gone.
Just slip out the back, Jack.

 

[therealjohnny]

sob...thank you man

 

[Kermit McDermott]

The black lung...

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I went out and grabbed a pair of jeans. They’re ugly ill-fitting yokes but at least they have no crotch rip!

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I went out and grabbed a pair of jeans. They’re ugly ill-fitting yokes but at least they have no crotch rip!

Hey hey!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Just had some woman in the office make a potato joke to me and start laughing her head off in front of everyone. Fucking fuming.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Just had some woman in the office make a potato joke to me and start laughing her head off in front of everyone. Fucking fuming.

"Is that a potato down your pants or are you just happy to see me?" Or?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Just had some woman in the office make a potato joke to me and start laughing her head off in front of everyone. Fucking fuming.

Ah, the English. A horrible bunch of xenophobic cunts that you only see now and then when the mask slips.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Ah, the English. A horrible bunch of xenophobic cunts that you only see now and then when the mask slips.

She’s American. Went something along these lines.


Her (to team): We’re doing a lunch sale to raise money for charity. Everyone should get involved.

Me: I’m on holiday that week.

Her: How boring.

Someone else: Stephen what’s your signature dish?

Her: Potato bread? Potato salad?? (Cue gales of laughter)

 

[Lili Marlene]

She’s American. Went something along these lines.


Her (to team): We’re doing a lunch sale to raise money for charity. Everyone should get involved.

Me: I’m on holiday that week.

Her: How boring.

Someone else: Stephen what’s your signature dish?

Her: Potato bread? Potato salad?? (Cue gales of laughter)

Just burn an American flag and walk off

 

[David Kronenbourg]

HR right? can't stand this woman...

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

She’s American.

Haha. Fuck.