Minor complaints thread (11 Viewers)

[shower another shower]

but a bank robber that believes in me.

 

[washingcattle]

since when has getting work and ride been a complaint?

I haven't a license to drive a 3 axled vehicle.

or a safety pass.

or a dick.

Fixed

 

[shower another shower]

Fixed

See 'Signs of Aging' Cattleman.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

A complaint from a FB friend

I thought I had a problem with the drain from my washing machine, so I went down the line opening the traps, to see (who knows what!) I could see. Then, (mind you the kids were upstairs and dinner was on the stove!) I unscrewed the next bigger trap only to get rapidly SOAKED with what soon became clear was sewer water, soaked from my collar bones to my ankles! What a pretty sight! The velocity that it came out made it impossible to screw the cap back on! I'll never do that again! Uhhhggg!

 

[rettucs]

just realised that I can probably never be president of Ireland cos the pricks will throw all my thumped posts back in my face.

"remember when you posted this president-wannabie scutter"

 

[nooleen]

that and your NAMBLA membership

 

[nooleen]

those follow-up 'now spread the word' emails when you sign those feckin' online petitions

i'm already getting emailed about feckin' petitions at least once a day without being poked a second time

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

and all them murders you done

 

[Jill Hives]

Waiting for film to start and someone just sat near me and opened a bag of noisey crisps. They best be finished before the trailers. Foil bag, FFS.

 

[washingcattle]

Waiting for film to start and someone just sat near me and opened a bag of noisey crisps. They best be finished before the trailers. Foil bag, FFS.

Get off your phone you monster!!!!

 

[Jill Hives]

Get off your phone you monster!!!!

When the trailers start, phone goes in bag.

 

[Jerry Twig]

just realised that I can probably never be president of Ireland cos the pricks will throw all my thumped posts back in my face.

"remember when you posted this president-wannabie scutter"

Hardly, unless your real name is Scutter.
"Vote Mickey Scutter for President" - you'd get mine anyway.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Waiting for film to start and someone just sat near me and opened a bag of noisey crisps. They best be finished before the trailers. Foil bag, FFS.

I'm waiting for the film to start and there's some bastard in front of me texting loudly. They best be finished before the trailers.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I'm waiting for the film to start and there's some bastard in front of me texting loudly. They best be finished before the trailers.

Shut up, both of you. I'm trying to enjoy my crisps.

 

[rettucs]

Hardly, unless your real name is Scutter.
"Vote Mickey Scutter for President" - you'd get mine anyway.

its a lot better than my real name

 

[Jerry Twig]

Shut up, both of you. I'm trying to enjoy my crisps.

Prawn cocktail flavour and a can of warm fanta?

 

[Lili Marlene]

Work this week = RRRAAGGGEE

 

[pete]

Work this week = RRRAAGGGEE

sure that's EVERY week

 

[nooleen]

leaving cert nightmare last night

ffs

 

[Anthony]

Guy in the gym changing rooms (only relevant to increase the awkwardness, fully clothed btw) says hi and that we went to school together, names classmates, year etc. And I totally blank on him. No memory whatsoever.