Minor complaints thread (1 Viewer)

[7 - No tomorrow]

Nah, up in the press with the other dry goods. Will put them on the radiator next time.

I was going to say that it might be gone off. But I don't think it's possible with those yokes.
They can't be stale, because they were never fresh.

 

[snakybus]

that's so fucked up

I'm gonna go home and try this

 

[snakybus]

the ice cube thing, that is

 

[washingcattle]

that's so fucked up

I'm gonna go home and try this

Don't, it really hurts.

 

[Lili Marlene]

My son had an ice cube stuck on his tongue and ripped it off. It tore the skinoff of the tip of his tongue and I cannotget the bleeding to stop. I tried anice cube and a tea bag.....

this is great:

"My son had an ice cube stuck on his tongue and ripped it off. It tore the skinoff of the tip of his tongue and I cannot get the bleeding to stop.

I tried a nice cube and a tea bag....."

Either he tried to heal the ice cube wound with ANOTHER ice cube or he has something called a nice cube, that must have healing properties (or not, as it seems)



also, sorry for your problems Mr. Cattle, sounds horrific.

 

[washingcattle]

this is great:

"My son had an ice cube stuck on his tongue and ripped it off. It tore the skinoff of the tip of his tongue and I cannot get the bleeding to stop.

I tried a nice cube and a tea bag....."

Either he tried to heal the ice cube wound with ANOTHER ice cube or he has something called a nice cube, that must have healing properties (or not, as it seems)



also, sorry for your problems Mr. Cattle, sounds horrific.

Yeah I read that too and just thought I was having a dyslexic moment and moved on.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

European females and their alluring accents.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

European females and their alluring accents.

This is a complaint?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

This is a complaint?

Sorry,I should have contextualised that. Not in and of itself of course but when one is already in a relationship of sorts.
Maybe I'll ask how serious it is....

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Sorry,I should have contextualised that. Not in and of itself of course but when one is already in a relationship of sorts.
Maybe I'll ask how serious it is....

Better to regret doing it than to regret not doing it.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Hmmm, three year ago me would agree, new responsible* me is conflicted..

*Somewhat.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Hmmm, three year ago me would agree, new responsible* me is conflicted..

*Somewhat.

Nothing wrong with a bit of extra-curricular riding, as long as no one finds out.

 

[Unicron]

Rode through a puddle this evening, puddle disguised the depth of the pothole. Now have a puncture.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

fucking rubbish toaster

 

[washingcattle]

fucking rubbish toaster

Rubbish toaster and rubbish kettle combo may be the single biggest third world problem you need to over come when dealing with rented accommodation.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

What I currently hate most is having people living upstairs from me. And the dripping tap is annoying. Having a lake outside the window is nice though.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I think they've changed cleaners in here or something.
The new lad is leaving my recycling bin slightly out from the wall. It's fucking up my basketball game with tissues and the like.
Half of my bank shots are disappearing between the wall and the bin and therefore don't count.
I might have to have a word.

 

[nooleen]

the only birds that have come to the bird feeder this year are pigeons. and they keep trampling the window boxes.

 

[nooleen]

I'm a fucking idiot.


Also I did it in front of a lad I work with who already thinks I'm an idiot because.


A few weeks ago he was the only witness to me making a complete bollox of myself while messing at work. I was using a hoist to move scaffold, when we were done I decided to try to hoist myself off the ground and not realising my own strength pulled the feet out from under myself catapulting myself into the air. I landed on my fucking ribs and I think I bruised them because it's still sore.

literal lol

he must think you're an absolute fool

chortle

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I am not against birds as a class. I am just against pigeons....