Ha ha I'll bet you look really stupid, ha ha with your stupid hair ah ha ha ha.
Ahem. Sorry I couldn't resist. I haven't had a haircut since I was 18. I love hearing stuff like this. The haircuts thread was great until people started bragging.
Looks like my mom went at it with scissors to cut some gum out.
I hate paying for haircuts. Ridiculous prices for someone with straight hair and it takes all of 5 minutes to trim.