Minor complaints thread (12 Viewers)

[Kermit McDermott]

I like Dijon mustard.
Colman's is fine as well, although too much of it will take the face off ya.

 

[ann post]

Colman's is fine as well, although too much of it will take the face off ya.

It's only something i really go for in a 2am cheese toastie - i'm on the seeded craic most of the time when i'm cooking sober real food.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

It's only something i really go for in a 2am cheese toastie - i'm on the seeded craic most of the time when i'm cooking sober real food.

If I’m having the very occasional few sausages and rashers then english mustard is what I got for.

Otherwise it’s the poncy stuff.

For a brief window a shop on Dorset st used to sell a whole grain mustard from German brand (Kunle or summat), never seen it before or since in this country, but twas the mustard of the gods

Edit: here it is

Whole Grain Mustard

www.kuehne-international.com

 

[ernesto]

French, English, American, German, fancy ones. Mustards are class. They really cut it

 

[magicbastarder]

Mustard is rotten

 

[magicbastarder]

Colman's is fine as well, although too much of it will take the face off ya.

colmans is one of the primary colours of taste.

 

[seanc]

If I’m having the very occasional few sausages and rashers then english mustard is what I got for.

Otherwise it’s the poncy stuff.

For a brief window a shop on Dorset st used to sell a whole grain mustard from German brand (Kunle or summat), never seen it before or since in this country, but twas the mustard of the gods

Edit: here it is

Whole Grain Mustard

www.kuehne-international.com

I usually see that in Turkish/North African shops. Or in very large supermarkets where they might have a Polish section.

Lidl's English mustard is not Colmans, but it's alright. I must check if Colmans actually is on the shelf round here. I used up the last of the mustard powder making currywurst.

 

[Jill Hives]

I like Dijon mustard.
Colman's is fine as well, although too much of it will take the face off ya.

The powder is for making sauces and rubs, much different than the jar stuff.
If from a jar, Dijon all the way.

 

[Jill Hives]

So I did a stupid thing and now and paying the price of it, which is embarrassment.

I've gotten some colour on my face and when this happens, my almost nonexistent eyebrows disappear even more. I bought a home dye kit for blonde eyebrows and used it. It only stays on for a minute and then you wipe it off. It gives a tint for a few weeks and bob's your uncle. I brought a fancier brand I had never used before. Well, lets just say it TOOK. Took too well. I look like I live in Limerick City. Worst part, one is bigger than the other. I have been scrubbing and scrubbing and it's not coming off. I put sudocreme on them last night hoping it would dial down the red from scrubbing and take some colour off but no.

I look permanently surprised.

Every time I look in the mirror I think of the episode of Seinfeld with Uncle Leo who had his eyebrows burned off. They used a magic marker to fill them in and everyone thought he was mad all the time.

It's pretty funny but very embarrassing. I had to tell the story at work so everyone knew it wasn't an aesthetic choice, rather just an unfortunate mistake. Everyone is laughing. I'm an idiot.

 

[pete]

So I did a stupid thing and now and paying the price of it, which is embarrassment.

I've gotten some colour on my face and when this happens, my almost nonexistent eyebrows disappear even more. I bought a home dye kit for blonde eyebrows and used it. It only stays on for a minute and then you wipe it off. It gives a tint for a few weeks and bob's your uncle. I brought a fancier brand I had never used before. Well, lets just say it TOOK. Took too well. I look like I live in Limerick City. Worst part, one is bigger than the other. I have been scrubbing and scrubbing and it's not coming off. I put sudocreme on them last night hoping it would dial down the red from scrubbing and take some colour off but no.

I look permanently surprised.

Every time I look in the mirror I think of the episode of Seinfeld with Uncle Leo who had his eyebrows burned off. They used a magic marker to fill them in and everyone thought he was mad all the time.

It's pretty funny but very embarrassing. I had to tell the story at work so everyone knew it wasn't an aesthetic choice, rather just an unfortunate mistake. Everyone is laughing. I'm an idiot.

Should look great in the wedding photos

 

[Reets]

So I did a stupid thing and now and paying the price of it, which is embarrassment.

I've gotten some colour on my face and when this happens, my almost nonexistent eyebrows disappear even more. I bought a home dye kit for blonde eyebrows and used it. It only stays on for a minute and then you wipe it off. It gives a tint for a few weeks and bob's your uncle. I brought a fancier brand I had never used before. Well, lets just say it TOOK. Took too well. I look like I live in Limerick City. Worst part, one is bigger than the other. I have been scrubbing and scrubbing and it's not coming off. I put sudocreme on them last night hoping it would dial down the red from scrubbing and take some colour off but no.

I look permanently surprised.

Every time I look in the mirror I think of the episode of Seinfeld with Uncle Leo who had his eyebrows burned off. They used a magic marker to fill them in and everyone thought he was mad all the time.

It's pretty funny but very embarrassing. I had to tell the story at work so everyone knew it wasn't an aesthetic choice, rather just an unfortunate mistake. Everyone is laughing. I'm an idiot.

Just pause dramatically when you talk to people.
Also, I told you so.

 

[Jill Hives]

Should look great in the wedding photos

They better look normal by then.

 

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[seanc]

Work just asked me to work at 06:00 tomorrow.

"I thought maybe since you're Irish, you might do it because no one else wants to".
That's pretty shit reasoning considering that what is now my main work, the other job, involves watching big sports things on TV, even engerland. And that work doesn't expect me to get night buses to work.
To go all Maslow again, the other work does a lot more for my physical and physiological needs.


Same client today booked four lads to turn up at 07:00. One guy made it in. So this prick here has to go smile and save the day tomorrow. Fed up.

 

[Cormcolash]

Work just asked me to work at 06:00 tomorrow.

"I thought maybe since you're Irish, you might do it because no one else wants to".
That's pretty shit reasoning considering that what is now my main work, the other job, involves watching big sports things on TV, even engerland. And that work doesn't expect me to get night buses to work.
To go all Maslow again, the other work does a lot more for my physical and physiological needs.


Same client today booked four lads to turn up at 07:00. One guy made it in. So this prick here has to go smile and save the day tomorrow. Fed up.

I charge at least time and half for anything between midnight-7am – fuck em, the corporate suits never work at these times.