men acting like babies (1 Viewer)

[taubstumm]

why did the baby fall out of the tree?

because he was dead

 

[Squiggle]

why are there so many threads on thumped about how shit men are?

Hey, I love men (bless their little cotton socks)
Just don't want to be surrogate mother to a 6 foot plus baby. What's wrong with that?

 

[Vinnie]

Ahhhhh men.

 

[flashback]

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

depends how hard you throw them

that reminds me, I saw Rambo 5 last night.

Did they run out of money at the end or what?
It just stops.

 

[Vinnie]

Men!!!

 

[classic seanc]

that reminds me, I saw Rambo 5 last night.

Did they run out of money at the end or what?
It just stops.

Maybe Rambo's missus got hold of the credit card. Eh? EH?! WHA?! EH?!

 

[classic seanc]

::clef:: Love and marriage, love and marriage....::clef::

 

[flashback]

Maybe Rambo's missus got hold of the credit card. Eh? EH?! WHA?! EH?!

 

[Diddles]

My brother, who will be 31 on Saturday, has never used a washing machine.

I'd have no problem with this as long as he could do something useful like carpentry.

 

[flashback]

I'd have no problem with this as long as he could do something useful like carpentry.

Jesus HMD... I wouldn't stand for back chat like that.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

girdls, if yis want men acting like babies, you could be doing better.
Try Italian men.
Or better yet, try "Italian" American men.

Or better yet, try "Italian" American men from New Jersey.

"New Jersey".

racism! i knew there was something missing here.

whats going on there?

 

[Cormcolash]

what's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a million quid?

i don't have a million quid in my garage

How long does it take to cook a dead baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy wanking and lost track of the time.

 

[flashback]

racism! i knew there was something missing here.

It's not racist if you put it in quotes Shaney. Look at the post. Its in quotes, see?
Quotes.

whats going on there?

Foreskin stretching. It was all the rage there. I tried it for a while. Its very handy actually.

You just tie the end of it off, and you have a foreskin like a colostomy bag.
Never get caught short again.

 

[flashback]

Here, check out the "black" smurf emerging out of the Jungle there.

Oh man.
Black smurfs are notorious for the monumental beatings on "fag" smurfs.

 

[Diddles]

Why can't men do man stuff anymore? Fellas used to fix cars, put shelves up, clean drains etc. These days, that's all women's work.

Men are too busy crying and dithering over which Tony and Guy hair styling product is the best one for them.

Like for fuck's sake lads, grow a fucking pair why don't you?

 

[flashback]

That's exactly what that black smurf is thinking there I'd say.


Seriously though Diddles, I knew this would happen if you stopped wearing your Burqa.
You have to put these thoughts behind you.

And your man 10 paces in front of you.

 

[Corey]

This thread has no balls.

 

[dleacht]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1840247029/?tag=thumpedcom04-21

I bought this the other day in a book shop. It's the funniest thing I've read in a long time and when it was bought it wasn't mean to be a piss take but it's brilliant in today's society context.


Most of it is in this article,
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/article1833968.ece

That is treating men like babies

 

[jillface]

ah lads, yis are alright really.

 

[spuded]

My sister is 30, a few months ago she moved out of home into an apartment with her fella. Within the first week of moving out she rings my ma and asks in a panic how the hell could she dry her clothes after using the washing machine without a tumble dryer

My ma kindly pointed out that using a washing line or perhaps some radiators were standard.

Men, women, whatever, some people are just dopes.