men acting like babies (1 Viewer)

[Jill Hives]

Hehe, I've never dated anyone who wasn't able to take care of himself. Some women, my mother and my sister for example, seem to like feeling necessary though.

I haven't 'dated' them either (because of it) but I've met them, more than a few times. Could be just general laziness or an attempt to get someone else to do by claiming ignorance. Either way, it's a turn off.

 

[maims bond]

Women have vaginas, men have cocks.

Some women have cocks, some men grow breasts.

Some men like to make love to babies, some women don't like to make love to man-babies.

Why can't we all just get along?

 

[Vinnie]

What looks like a baby, smells like a baby and acts like a baby?

Mickey Rooney

 

[snakybus]

Hmmm, yeah, I see you have made some very valid points. Don't forget, of course, that men who moan about women -- and indeed women who moan about men -- are really just expressing their own deep sense of inadequacy.

 

[Jill Hives]

Hmmm, yeah, I see you have made some very valid points. Don't forget, of course, that men who moan about women -- and indeed women who moan about men -- are really just expressing their own deep sense of inadequacy.

I am a terrible cook.

 

[snakybus]

Better learn -- how else you gonna bag yourself a husband?!!!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

i may dribble and wee on myself and eat things i find on the ground but at least i can walk upright. babies are saps

 

[Jill Hives]

Better learn -- how else you gonna bag yourself a husband?!!!

Feed the brute! LB have a song about just that.

 

[Squiggle]

I'm buying myself a spinning wheel for Christmas, it's time to embrace my status.

 

[Vinnie]

 

[Goff]

When a man doesn't know how to take care of himself, like not understanding how to cook basic things or do laundry, it's a turn off. Anytime I feel like I'm more or less cutting up meat in bit size chunks so they don't choke means sex is not on the menu.

Don't cut up the meat. No man will choke on a big piece of meat. We're perfectly able to break it up with our teeth. Denying someone sex cos you feelyou have to cut up meat is a bit much.

No wonder they sulk.

 

[Hector Grey]

remember that post about the adult sized babygrows? who posted that? man, was it? i'm betting not.

 

[jillface]

What in jaysus is this thread actually about?

nothing really. i was just inundated with sulky men yesterday and i wondered what the story was.

i do love watching nonsense threads blossom though!

some bint is whinging because some guy threw a strop which she interpreted as a regression to child-like sulking when in fact there are probably 2 sides to the story.

hi. thanks.

 

[the strange guy]

If watching a man regress into a child is unsexy, does that mean
its sexy to watch a child grow into a man?

The more I know about the world the less I want to play a part in it.

 

[Vinnie]

i do love watching nonsense threads blossom though!

Blossom like a man growing into a beautiful bouncing baby

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I've never dated anyone who wasn't able to take care of himself.

 

[therealjohnny]

why are there so many threads on thumped about how shit men are?

 

[Jill Hives]

why are there so many threads on thumped about how shit men are?

Are there? I think there are probably more about bodily functions, surely.

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=49741&highlight=work

 

[ann post]

When a man doesn't know how to take care of himself, like not understanding how to cook basic things or do laundry, it's a turn off. Anytime I feel like I'm more or less cutting up meat in bit size chunks so they don't choke means sex is not on the menu.

its not icapability y'know, its just that most mass market house hold appliances are built for delicate hands, where as my hands evovlved in manual labour jobs between 15 and 20 years of age. i break that stuff all the time. i've been through four can openers this year at least, floor brushes dont last, saucepan handles wear out withing weeks.... anything that basically i have to manhandle to make food or whatever ends up breaking. its too wasteful for me to cook. its not me its the evil companies. i've considered placing a lonely hearts ad based on this pretense.

 

[Vinnie]

why are there so many threads on thumped about how shit men are?

Careful now