men acting like babies (1 Viewer)

[the strange guy]

why are there so many threads on thumped about how shit men are?

This thread is going to explode.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Who wants a toastie?

 

[egg_]

My brother, who will be 31 on Saturday, has never used a washing machine.

 

[Gambra]

My brother, who will be 31 on Saturday, has never used a washing machine.

I don't believe that. Does he still live at home??

 

[the strange guy]

Men who can't cook and can't clean their own clothes are not men.
They're boys with pubes.

 

[Vinnie]

That's quite frightening. Why is this allowed to continue?

My brother, who will be 31 on Saturday, has never used a washing machine.

 

[broken arm]

My brother, who will be 31 on Saturday, has never used a washing machine.

mental. i just did a load of washing and hung them out on the line to get the little bit o'sun.

i started the wash just before I cooked my own lunch.

i did that all with my own hairy man hands.

herself will come home from work now and probably break something valuable and spill paint on the floor.

 

[Vinnie]

When I got home last night I dry cleaned my white velvet suit collection. I then proceeded to write a best selling guide on how to truly understand the feminine perspective before embroidering a cloth menu in advance of the 6 course meal I was about to cook for the Federation Of Fussy Vegetarians & Exotic Meat Eaters. Afterwards I went to bed and wept with joy for all the good in the world before drifting off to sleep.

 

[the strange guy]

I can cook and clean for myself but I prefer when someone else washes me or gives me a wank the way my Ma does it.
Where do I sit on the manchild scale?

 

[broken arm]

even stickman can make a lady blush.

 

[egg_]

I don't believe that. Does he still live at home??

Nope
He's lived in Dublin (home in in Wexford) since he was 19. Brings his washing home, and our Ma does it. Yes, he has a girlfriend, they've been together 10 years and they're getting married next year. She has more sense than my Ma, I guess

He used to boast about it when he was a 20-something stoner, don't think he's so proud of it now but I've given him so much shit about it he can't start doing his own laundry without it being a big climbdown. Daft, but sure there you go

 

[therealjohnny]

mental. i just did a load of washing and hung them out on the line to get the little bit o'sun.

There's great drying out there today

am I right men?yeah!.|..|

 

[flashback]

girdls, if yis want men acting like babies, you could be doing better.
Try Italian men.
Or better yet, try "Italian" American men.

Or better yet, try "Italian" American men from New Jersey.

"New Jersey".

 

[snakybus]

girdls, if yis want men acting like babies, you could be doing better.
Try Italian men.
Or better yet, try "Italian" American men.

Or better yet, try "Italian" American men from New Jersey.

"New Jersey".

oh Jaaaaaa-aaaaaane ::clef::

 

[Hector Grey]

There's great drying out there today

am I right men?yeah!.|..|

there certainly is, but after being burnt yesterday, i didn't put a poxy wash on today. disaster.

 

[Lord Damian]

this thread is providing me with valuable tips.

 

[Pedronimus]

I blame the media. All our role models are big babies.

so leave us men alone.

 

[taubstumm]

is this about babies, or is it really about dead babies?

 

[taubstumm]

what's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a million quid?

i don't have a million quid in my garage

 

[taubstumm]

how many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

depends how hard you throw them