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Ha!

"In this message I state what I want, and I do it firmly, assertively, and quite seriously. But I am negotiable"

Is it wrong that I love that there's a Table of Contents? Organized crazy.

Oh wait, he's not negotiable on some things....

She is extremely attractive. She's HOT. She turns heads wherever she goes.
She is sexy. VERY sexy.
She is beautifully dressed and beautifully groomed.
She has excellent posture.
She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions
Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS. Alternatively, she is willing to grow her hair long for me and keep it long for me. No exceptions."
 
Fucking hell. That was intense.

I know he doesn't like rock music (or TV or dogs) but "The Angelic Realm of Intellectual Substance" would be a great name for an acid-rock combo.
 
Please post it up! :)

"Rachel's" e-mail

Hi Mark.
I don’t know where to begin. It sounds weird, but reading your page, I already feel that we have a connection that goes much deeper than I could have imagined. I have deep spiritual beliefs and there’s something I can feel, tugging my being towards you.
My name is Rebecca but my friends call me Itchy. I hope you will by my Scratchy. By day, I work as a psychiatrist. I see the horrors in human beings every day and I work to expel those inner demons. For that’s what I believe they are, Mark. Demons.
When my friend Serena forwarded me your page, I must admit that I was skeptical. I carried on reading, anyway. As I did, I felt myself feeling more and more drawn to you. I understand you, Mark. Your passion. Your beliefs. Your psyche.
I am passionate about life and what it means to be human. I feel that we all have the power within us to reach inner peace. By taking steps and learning about the inner workings, one day we will all find our lives fulfilled.
Each morning I wake, I take the time you practice Tantric yoga. It is a rebirthing process I take to start each day afresh. I am a firm believer in the art of Reiki, amongst many others. If I am to be with you, I must stress the importance of Feng Shui. My home, my workplace, my surroundings. Not only does it help calm my soul, I want to continue receiving my positive qi. My life is about balance but that doesn’t mean I’m not flexible. Quite the contrary. With the help of my tantric yoga practices, you will find that I am quite flexible in the bedroom. I am a firm believer in the power of sex and how it helps expel the demons from our souls.
I am in New York but I would happily move to California to be with you. I find the hustle and bustle of New York to be a drainer on my energy. I own my own practice and I believe that my skills would be much more beneficial to those souls in California.
I eagerly look forward to hearing from you, Mark. Do you feel the same way as I? Do you feel the force drawing our souls closer? Let me be your goddess, Mark. And I, in return, will worship you. Don’t let us be apart much longer.
Dude's 2 replies ...
Dear Rebecca,

Thank you for your reply and photos.

While I am potentially interested, I must immediately address a rather serious
concern. In the pdf file you attached to your email, you indicate you are a
medical doctor: "By day, I work as a psychiatrist." You were bold enough to
include your last name, so I took the liberty of attempting to confirm that
statement. However, the New York State Office of Professions official web
site for confirming professional licenses
(http://www.op.nysed.gov/opsearches.htm ) does not show you as a physician.

Please advise. Thanks.

Mark

Then a few hours later he wrote again.


Hi Rebecca,

I was too abrupt in my prior email. I have been gettin a lot of negative and
prank emails from my web site, and my guard is way right now up to sort out
which ones are legitimate.

You wrote a BEAUTIFUL Goddess reply, for which I am grateful.

You correctly identify what SHOULD be the business of psychiatry (but
unfortunately seldom is), which is to exorcise the demons that are the
underlying cause most of the mental disorders, and then teach patients to
take care of themselves so they don't get re-infested with more demons.
Instead, the DSM not only fails to acknowledge demonic possession, but fails
to acknowledge reincarnation (and hence thousands of years of past emotional
history get absurdly squeezed into the "childhood" in a single lifetime).
The DSM also provides that hearing the voice of God is a symptom of
schizophrenia.... and I could go on and on.

As much of a dreamer that I am, I am also a practical man. After reading your
beautiful Goddess message which moved the dreamer in me and made me WANT you
to be my Goddess, my practical side kicked in and decided to check your
medical license but found none, at least not in NYS. Assuming there is a
reasonable explanation (e.g. you are licensed in another state, or are an
intern), I would appreciate knowing it. Indeed, mental health professionals
are well known for identifying false information offered by their patients,
so given you said you are a psychiatrist I do think it was appropriate for me
to ask you for an explanation. However, I should have done so more gently.
I think I hurt your feelings, and for that I sincerely apologize.

Love,
Mark
 
did she reply? she should tell him she's an alternative psychiatrist and not officially recognised by the medical 'establishment', which was actually a deliberate career choice because she didn't want to be bound by their 'rules'
 

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