Mark E Smith at his best (1 Viewer)

[Jasper]

What a headline!

 

[evil bandit]

He really looks like Bob Kelso in that picture

Mark E Smith

Bob Kelso

 

[portrid]

Notice they don't mention his response to the 'would you take a suitcase full of x amount of money if one Chinese guy fell off his bike and died as a result' question - MES said 'what, only one?'

I suppose Chinese people aren't as rare as red squirrels...

 

[ITalkShite]

 

[Kermit McDermott]

He added: "Squirrels mean nothing to me. I killed a couple last weekend actually. They were eating my garden fence".

 

[nlgbbbblth]

hahhahh

" The group - whose songs include Disney's Dream Debased and DIY Meat - have released 95 albums since forming in 1976."

nice random choice of songs to mention.....

95 albums - failing to mention that over two thirds of these are live or comps.

 

[Owen]

95 albums - failing to mention that over two thirds of these are live or comps.

No need. Surely every Daily Mail reader would be aware of that already. Eating his garden fence eh? Like he didn't have enough domestic problems what with that exploding chimney of his

"My sisters are animal lovers and they had been leaving food out for these squirrels. They've got rats in the bloody house now. Serves 'em right."
Remember when he tried to marry one of them off to Frank Skinner on the "Culture Show"

 

[tommytrousers]

Mark E Smith deserves the slaps on at least a monthly basis

 

[das funkinstein]

you could kill an squirrel in about a second... just kick it's face off.​

 

[nEiLo]

To make matters worse, the maverick frontman went on to add that he 'wouldn't have a problem' with running over seagulls for fun.

The funniest thing I have read in ages

 

[magicbastarder]

red squirrels are notoriously shy; one suspects he's just being a dick looking for publicity.

 

[PING PONG]

Mark E Smith versus Steve Albini in a knife fight over squirrels, my money is on Steve - he'll fuckin' kill him

 

[oh shit]

nah, albini's violence has always been pure fantasy
mark e smith has a proven record of actual fighting

 

[timbot]

Mark E Smith versus Steve Albini in a knife fight over squirrels, my money is on Steve - he'll fuckin' kill him

VS

Albini would murder him

!baggyyyy!baggyyyy!baggyyyy

 

[Ivytheterrible]

What a headline!

oh no...



poor poor little squirrels

 

[taubstumm]

VS

Albini would murder him

!baggyyyy!baggyyyy!baggyyyy

from '50 year old man' on the new fall album, if my ears are not mistaken:

i'm a fifty year old man, what you gonna do about it!
and don't forget that you tried to destroy me, steve albini!
you're in collusion with, the trains (incomprehensible)

 

[oh shit]

VS

Albini would murder him

!baggyyyy!baggyyyy!baggyyyy

but according to the pictures i've chosen, mark e smith would bite his ear off

i'd say google image searches will not resolve this question