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i was "that guy" at my christmas party last night. fuckin morto.

A few years ago I attended a Christmas party of a fellow thumpeder. I got a bit drunk and vomited into my empty wine glass (all graceful like) while said person's boss's wife was talking to me.
In short, it could be worse.
Good times.




Complaint. Why can't I buy a bus ticket on line? Stupid site.
 
That'll do as a chat up line.

I was in a bookshop this evening looking in the astrology section to find a hokey 2013 your sign book as a joke gift. I turned around and there was a little section dedicated to healthy sex lives. When did all the Kama Sutra books become modernized? Like with color clinical photographs? :/ At any rate, I was having a gander and this man standing next to me checking out books on healthy diets and digestion looks at me. He raises his eyebrows and nods (in a lecherous way) then with a smile says, "How are you this fine evening?" I responded, "bloated" with a nod to his book then walked away.
 
Making a proper cunt of oneself is a cherished xmas tradition.

Hold your head up Bernie.You done the right thing.
 
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i was "that guy" at my christmas party last night. fuckin morto.

What did you do? Anything hilarious?
I was at a work party where one of the middle-management dudes (who was sound and a good laugh but a bit intense) threw a 6ft long table full of drinks over because one of the upper management was doing his head in. It was fucking amazing, and the only time I've seen that happen in real life.
 
I was in a bookshop this evening looking in the astrology section to find a hokey 2013 your sign book as a joke gift. I turned around and there was a little section dedicated to healthy sex lives. When did all the Kama Sutra books become modernized? Like with color clinical photographs? :/ At any rate, I was having a gander and this man standing next to me checking out books on healthy diets and digestion looks at me. He raises his eyebrows and nods (in a lecherous way) then with a smile says, "How are you this fine evening?" I responded, "bloated" with a nod to his book then walked away.

Are you seeing him again?
 
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21/12/2012 7:12 Import Scan
21/12/2012 5:22 Arrival Scan
Koeln, Germany 21/12/2012 4:34 Departure Scan
Dubai, United Arab Emirates 20/12/2012 20:00 Departure Scan
20/12/2012 15:03 Arrival Scan
Chek Lap Kok, Hong Kong 20/12/2012 11:20 Departure Scan
Kwai Chung, Hong Kong 20/12/2012 0:15 Departure Scan
Kwai Chung, Hong Kong 18/12/2012 23:50 Departure Scan
18/12/2012 17:57 Origin Scan
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Looks like its caught in a loop.
 
arrived back to check on my folks house (they are away).

found my mothers newly adopted cats frozen corpse on the doorstep.

i was going to come here last night but didn't bother.

"IT MUST HAVE RAN AWAY" he says, reliving shoveling its frozen corpse into the wheelybin every time a 'did you see that cat' query is made

ffs.
 
arrived back to check on my folks house (they are away).

found my mothers newly adopted cats frozen corpse on the doorstep.

i was going to come here last night but didn't bother.

"IT MUST HAVE RAN AWAY" he says, reliving shoveling its frozen corpse into the wheelybin every time a 'did you see that cat' query is made

ffs.

I've never owned a cat, don't even like them but this has made me very sad.
 

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