nope. and i had been dating a girl from work. i think i'm now single again. bad times
Ouch
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nope. and i had been dating a girl from work. i think i'm now single again. bad times
nope. and i had been dating a girl from work. i think i'm now single again. bad times
i was "that guy" at my christmas party last night. fuckin morto.
Everyone deserves their ride around christmas.
nope. and i had been dating a girl from work. i think i'm now single again. bad times
nope. and i had been dating a girl from work. i think i'm now single again. bad times
i was "that guy" at my christmas party last night. fuckin morto.
That'll do as a chat up line.
i was "that guy" at my christmas party last night. fuckin morto.
I was in a bookshop this evening looking in the astrology section to find a hokey 2013 your sign book as a joke gift. I turned around and there was a little section dedicated to healthy sex lives. When did all the Kama Sutra books become modernized? Like with color clinical photographs? :/ At any rate, I was having a gander and this man standing next to me checking out books on healthy diets and digestion looks at me. He raises his eyebrows and nods (in a lecherous way) then with a smile says, "How are you this fine evening?" I responded, "bloated" with a nod to his book then walked away.
Dublin, Ireland 21/12/2012 7:20 Destination Scan
21/12/2012 7:20 Import Scan
21/12/2012 7:19 Destination Scan
21/12/2012 7:19 Import Scan
21/12/2012 7:12 Destination Scan
21/12/2012 7:12 Import Scan
21/12/2012 5:22 Arrival Scan
Koeln, Germany 21/12/2012 4:34 Departure Scan
Dubai, United Arab Emirates 20/12/2012 20:00 Departure Scan
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Chek Lap Kok, Hong Kong 20/12/2012 11:20 Departure Scan
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Kwai Chung, Hong Kong 18/12/2012 23:50 Departure Scan
18/12/2012 17:57 Origin Scan
Hong Kong 14/12/2012 0:19 Order Processed: Ready for UPS
Looks like its caught in a loop.
arrived back to check on my folks house (they are away).
found my mothers newly adopted cats frozen corpse on the doorstep.
i was going to come here last night but didn't bother.
"IT MUST HAVE RAN AWAY" he says, reliving shoveling its frozen corpse into the wheelybin every time a 'did you see that cat' query is made
ffs.
ah us rural types. shovelling dead animals is par for the course.
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