Major Complaints Thread (1 Viewer)

[Reets]

It was a race weekend

I needed to let the gams breathe

Sorry :-(

It's ok, that guy still asks how you're getting on.
I'm going to just start making up shit to tell him.

 

[Jill Hives]

It was a race weekend

I needed to let the gams breathe

Sorry :-(

I’m pretty sure you are more American than me now.

 

[nuke terrorist]

Hmmm, I don't think shaving should give you diarrhea. Get that checked out.

Shaving annoys me so much that I didn't eat properly today.

I hate it too (beard shaving, not head shaving). I was always letting it go too long and then having to spend far too long and take too much effort with head shavers and clean up. Recently I got a shaving mirror for the shower and I'm using Gilette Fusion blades. They're dear but they last me ages.

So now I find I'm shaving every day because it only takes a couple of minutes and it beats the pain that I used to put myself through.

I'm surprised at myself.

I used a hair clippers on face and then an electric shaver. Also had to use a razor on my neck.

I have no idea how anyone is able to shave hair around mouth and chin with a razor (goatee hair basically). I would cut myself or at least end up with very sore skin.

I tried many combos: not shaving for up to two months and then using clippers, once a week with clippers (mostly did this for last few years). 2 or 3 times a week with electric shaver.
Only time I ever shaved nearly every day was from January to September 2005 - lost the will to do that ever again.

The whole process makes me feel really grotty.

 

[nuke terrorist]

I’m pretty sure you are more American than me now.

Remember the really OTT goatees Americans (sportsmen especially) grew in the 90's?
My generation wasted our youth

 

[Jill Hives]

Remember the really OTT goatees Americans (sportsmen especially) grew in the 90's?
My generation wasted our youth

Goats are the only ones that can pull those off. Don’t get me started on soul patches. Full beard or nothing!

 

[Reets]

Goatees are just fanny faces, in a bad way.

 

[nuke terrorist]

The sisterhood has spoken

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Probably part of your identity now, and there's no way you'll ever be able get rid of it. I've had my hair long since I was 20, and if a barber cuts too much off during my annual haircut I get panicky. I know it's stupid, and I might very well look better with my hair short, but I don't think I'll ever be able get it cut

In other news I took up daily shaving when I turned 50. It's actually way less hassle than the occasional shaving I used to do

You're a handsome dude and your hair suits you well long. I thought mine did too but nobody agreed.

 

[seanc]

Who has two thumbs, an overconfident attitude towards H&S, and just fell down a ladder?

This guy (points two thumbs at self, while groaning).

Luckily one housemate gave me frozen peas and a "fuck sake seanc". Another gave me chocolate and a sugary drink. Ribs.

 

[rettucs]

Who has two thumbs, an overconfident attitude towards H&S, and just fell down a ladder?

This guy (points two thumbs at self, while groaning).

Luckily one housemate gave me frozen peas and a "fuck sake seanc". Another gave me chocolate and a sugary drink. Ribs.

coming to tell thumped dot com before going to the hospital. That is dedication

 

[seanc]

Damn straight. I did phone 111, the non-emergency number, and they told me to go to A&E. "Are you vomiting black fluids?" What?, no.

Told the boss, saying I'm fine. That's what you said when you walked around with a broken wrist for a month. He's out sick, so this is no good at all .

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Do people still call you Shonk and why do I still think you're 16?

 

[Jill Hives]

Told the boss, saying I'm fine. That's what you said when you walked around with a broken wrist for a month.

You sound like me.

 

[seanc]

Do people still call you Shonk and why do I still think you're 16?

No one calls me shonk.
Thumped turned Sean C into shank. It was entirely unintentional on my part.

Some people do call me shank.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

No one calls me shonk.
Thumped turned Sean C into shank. It was entirely unintentional on my part.

Some people do call me shank.

French people possibly call you Shonk.

 

[pete]

French people possibly call you Shonk.

French people call him Shon Shon Shon

 

[therealjohnny]

No one calls me shonk.
Thumped turned Sean C into shank. It was entirely unintentional on my part.

Some people do call me shank.

I call you Shonk

 

[therealjohnny]

as in "classic shonk"

 

[ann post]

No one calls me shonk.
Thumped turned Sean C into shank. It was entirely unintentional on my part.

Some people do call me shank.

It's best pronounced like seance.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

It's best pronounced like seance.

I always thought it was supposed to be like "Chauncey" but a little less posh.