Major Complaints Thread (7 Viewers)

[ernesto]

Think of it as an unsolicited holiday of sorts.

sorry.

But I don't have any cans

could be worse - you could be in Ardee

It was worse - I was in Ardee. And I have to go back there to get all my tools in the van tomorrow.

Imagine running a fleet management company and not being able to get someone replacement vehicle
Useless cunts.
Might get home before midnight if I’m lucky

 

[nuke terrorist]

But I don't have any cans


It was worse - I was in Ardee. And I have to go back there to get all my tools in the van tomorrow.

Imagine running a fleet management company and not being able to get someone replacement vehicle
Useless cunts.
Might get home before midnight if I’m lucky

Hope you got home OK.
At least I know where Ardee is now.
Louth - thought it was in Meath.

 

[Jill Hives]

My sister's nearly killed my mother yesterday. They went shopping for a dress for my niece's wedding and my mother who is 82 got bored and tired so went out to the car to sit. It was 28C and she was there for an hour and a half! No window open. She finally said she was so thirsty she got out dizzy and waddled over to a shop to get water and my sister's were there eating frozen yogurt. FFS! Who leaves an elderly woman in a car for hours in the heat?!

 

[Deadmanposting]

My sister's nearly killed my mother yesterday. They went shopping for a dress for my niece's wedding and my mother who is 82 got bored and tired so went out to the car to sit. It was 28C and she was there for an hour and a half! No window open. She finally said she was so thirsty she got out dizzy and waddled over to a shop to get water and my sister's were there eating frozen yogurt. FFS! Who leaves an elderly woman in a car for hours in the heat?!

Women shopping for dresses don't experience time in the traditional sense
It is a hyper state of the perpertual now

Your Mom gets it

 

[nuke terrorist]

I am just about start shaving and then shave my head.
Fucking shit. No actually a fucking diarrhoea job.
I haven't shaved for 9 or 10 days and I am the clumsiest person (witness my typing) so by the time I have cleaned up and gotten a shower it will have taken me well over two hours.

Why do lads have no beards as kids and then lads get Rip Van Winkle face hair after that? A real sick fucker's idea of a joke.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I don't understand. But I just shave when ever I feel like it and it works for me, I give my face a run over with the hair trimmer on it's shortest setting every 1 week to 2 months

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Hmmm, I don't think shaving should give you diarrhea. Get that checked out.

 

[therealjohnny]

I am just about start shaving and then shave my head.
Fucking shit. No actually a fucking diarrhoea job.
I haven't shaved for 9 or 10 days and I am the clumsiest person (witness my typing) so by the time I have cleaned up and gotten a shower it will have taken me well over two hours.

Why do lads have no beards as kids and then lads get Rip Van Winkle face hair after that? A real sick fucker's idea of a joke.

I hate it too (beard shaving, not head shaving). I was always letting it go too long and then having to spend far too long and take too much effort with head shavers and clean up. Recently I got a shaving mirror for the shower and I'm using Gilette Fusion blades. They're dear but they last me ages.

So now I find I'm shaving every day because it only takes a couple of minutes and it beats the pain that I used to put myself through.

I'm surprised at myself.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I'm 42 and still can't grow a Ronnie.

 

[rettucs]

I'm 42 and still can't grow a Ronnie.

wait til Ronnievember

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

I've had a really big beard for about 15 years and can't imagine shaving it off.

 

[egg_]

Probably part of your identity now, and there's no way you'll ever be able get rid of it. I've had my hair long since I was 20, and if a barber cuts too much off during my annual haircut I get panicky. I know it's stupid, and I might very well look better with my hair short, but I don't think I'll ever be able get it cut

In other news I took up daily shaving when I turned 50. It's actually way less hassle than the occasional shaving I used to do

 

[magicbastarder]

I'm currently sporting about three or more months growth on my face. And the way my brain works, I may shave it all off on a whim in the morning.

 

[Jill Hives]

Beards for the win. imho

 

[nuke terrorist]

I am just about start shaving and then shave my head.
Fucking shit. No actually a fucking diarrhoea job.
I haven't shaved for 9 or 10 days and I am the clumsiest person (witness my typing) so by the time I have cleaned up and gotten a shower it will have taken me well over two hours.

Why do lads have no beards as kids and then lads get Rip Van Winkle face hair after that? A real sick fucker's idea of a joke.

Done now. Took over 2 1/2 hours.
I have poor eyesight as well as clumsy hands.
A day like today when the light is poor makes a big difference. Have to wear glasses shaving - some things I can see on my face with glasses and some things without glasses - which is weird.

great thing about a bald head is that there is no maintenance whatsoever for next two weeks now.
relieved to have this out of way for a while.

 

[Deadmanposting]

Beards for the win. imho

Moustaches also?

 

[pete]

Moustaches also?

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[Reets]

Moustaches also?

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Are you serious?
Oh you'll wear full trousers there but not when you're in a VERY FUCKING FANCY building.
Anyway, glad to see that the whole "died of AIDS" thing was a myth.

 

[Deadmanposting]

Been there

 

[Deadmanposting]

Are you serious?
Oh you'll wear full trousers there but not when you're in a VERY FUCKING FANCY building.
Anyway, glad to see that the whole "died of AIDS" thing was a myth.

It was a race weekend

I needed to let the gams breathe

Sorry :-(