múm in vicar street tonight (april 29) (5 Viewers)

[kstop]

Mum in their icelandic homeland, a play in one act

<sound: floaty ethereal bollix ringing out across the icelandic wasteland>
Elric: 'Ere, Rolf, you hear that? What is it?
Rolf: Dunno mate, but chuck a harpoon at it, sounds like we could boil it down and make candles.
Elric: alrighty <throws harpoon>
Mum: Aaargh!
Elric: Fuck, it was another floaty ethereal indie band. If anyone asks, Gunnar threw that.
Rolf: Right.
(Enter Gunnar)
Gunnar: hideliho whalerinos!
Rolf: Fuck off, Gunnar.

End.

 

[The Chilli King]

mum - some of the worst music ever
animal collective - told ya so

andrew

Wow, Andy was right......





......I'm scared.

I got so shusshhed last night. I think the last straw was when I started singing Joe Le Taxi and 3 people shushed me at the same time. I did everybody a favour and went to the clock.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

hee hee hee, mr. bold!

I got so shusshhed last night. I think the last straw was when I started singing Joe Le Taxi and 3 people shushed me at the same time. I did everybody a favour and went to the clock.

 

[krystal]

Wow, Andy was right......





......I'm scared.

I got so shusshhed last night. I think the last straw was when I started singing Joe Le Taxi and 3 people shushed me at the same time. I did everybody a favour and went to the clock.

ha, deadly. Joe le TaxxxxxxEEEEEEEEEE

I've already made this joke 50 times but I'm going to make it again:

I hope she doesn't work in a call centre to earn a crust.
helloooOOOOOooooooooooo eeeeeeeeleveenn eeeeeiigggg feeeeeftaaaieee hoooooWwwwWWww mayy AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIII helllppppp youuuuuuuuuuuuuu??

 

[kstop]

mum - some of the worst music ever
animal collective - told ya so

The support band? They were shit. Talentless attempt at a Can ripoff.

It's easy to take the piss of Mum, but there were some jewels of moments among the dross.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

so who exactly were the cunts hooting and hollering at that nonsense?
list of names, addresses plz.

andrew

 

[Stan Bowles]

It is, and its fun too.

It's easy to take the piss of Mum.

 

[george mcfly]

haha i got shushed by these dicks from the table beside us, i wasnt doing anything! i was clowned

animal collective were deadliness
múm made me want to fight

 

[Ex-User (250)]

so, is it safe to say that anyone who likes mum, or anyone who gets drawn in a pays money to see bands like mum and mogwai is a fuckin idiot? it just sounds like that's what you're all saying... especially the bit about mogwai.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

'idiot' is a little harsh, it's just some stupid band...


andrew

 

[Ed]

you're really hung up on this mogwai hating thing aren't ya hag?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i liked mums cover of 'skulls' by the misfits and the bitches devil lock
pretty tubular

andrew

 

[Ex-User (250)]

you're really hung up on this mogwai hating thing aren't ya hag?

what are you on about???

 

[Stan Bowles]

I thought you said they were playing the music from Terminator?

i liked mums cover of 'skulls' by the misfits and the bitches devil lock
pretty tubular

andrew

 

[snap-apple]

mum - some of the worst music ever
animal collective - told ya so

you did, you did.
múm were just too polite or something - sounded grand but not very engaging - no grit, no guts, . maybe i should just go to an abatoir.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

I thought you said they were playing the music from Terminator?

haha - i just made up the misfits thing cuz i'm cwazzzy
but yeah they had one song that sounded like the music from terminator or something equally retarded and ott. i guess it was their 'big riff' or something cheesy

andrew

 

[Goodbye]

Last night was amazing...
Mum were faaaar from as good as I've seen them in the past, but that dosent retract from the fact that they put on a mindblowingly good show... Must be a case of Love em or Loath em...

as for the support act, they were okey... bit like early Flaming Lips locked in a delay pedal shop with no way out... Shorten the songs and I'd be happy...

Here old, shlap back up that photo of icelandic wimmin again willya... what is it about the beauties that come from there... If she worked in a call centre then I'd never hang up the phone

 

[krystal]

Here old, shlap back up that photo of icelandic wimmin again willya... what is it about the beauties that come from there... If she worked in a call centre then I'd never hang up the phone

so are you saying you fancy joss's missis?

FIGHT!

 

[Goodbye]

eeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmm no...
wuz talkin bouh de beauh from de mum like


Pete, we need a shit-stirring icon (can I draw it!!!!!)

 

[Ex-User (250)]

what's so bad about saying you fancy someone's missus? it is a compliment after all...