Lynx (3 Viewers)

[Hector Grey]

this cunt has just walked in, doused in the stuff. it made me sneeze and now i have a head ache.
can i complain? excessive lynxination is not only olfactorily offensive, but a sure indidcation of cuntitude.

 

[La La]

here. hope this helps.

lynx cubs!!!!!!

 

[therealjohnny]

why is it that although there are dozens of varieties all Lynx products smell like Lynx?

Tesco now stock 2 varieties of deodorants for men, Lynx and Tesco

They call it Axe, out foreign, and they even released the Boomchcika-wow song

http://axefeather.com/index_pop.aspx?referred=&country=uk

god

phew, I've been dying to get my opinions on Lynx off my chest, good one hector

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[rettucs]

this cunt has just walked in, doused in the stuff. it made me sneeze and now i have a head ache.
can i complain? excessive lynxination is not only olfactorily offensive, but a sure indidcation of cuntitude.

count yer blessings. Theres worse things he could smell of.

Like shit for example. Or B-O

 

[Hector Grey]

my head hurts.

 

[Hector Grey]

here. hope this helps.

lynx cubs!!!!!!

very cute, until they destroy your livestock and put you out of business.

 

[nEiLo]

it's like tear gas. i'd rather the smell of BO.,

 

[therealjohnny]

Alan
Are you wearing Lynx?
Dan
Well smelt (man holds up his arm). Voodoo.
Alan
(Alan holds up his arm in the same way) Java. Alan Partridge.

 

[La La]

very cute, until they destroy your livestock and put you out of business.

surely a more preferable fate than smelling like the crap this thread is about

 

[MDR]

Stynx

 

[Wobbler]

Alan
Are you wearing Lynx?
Dan
Well smelt (man holds up his arm). Voodoo.
Alan
(Alan holds up his arm in the same way) Java. Alan Partridge.

I thought he was a Slazanger Sport man.

 

[Wobbler]

Stynx

Poodoo. Or Voopoo.

 

[Wobbler]

Poodoo. Or Voopoo.

Poopoo

 

[Hector Grey]

surely a more preferable fate than smelling like the crap this thread is about

i'd rather that i were massacred by rabid lynxes than having to sit here with a head on me like i've snorted a bottle of poppers.

 

[MDR]

I'm a Nivea for Men man meself. Hmmmm . . . neutral.

 

[Wobbler]

Did you ever notice that some people find those bowm chicka wow wow ads amusing? Probably just stupid people.

 

[Hector Grey]

Did you ever notice that some people find those bowm chicka wow wow ads amusing? Probably just stupid people.

children with bad haircuts like them.

 

[Hector Grey]

in fact those haircuts and lynx go hand in hand. i reckon night clubs in scotland reek of the stuff.

 

[La La]

i'd rather that i were massacred by rabid lynxes than having to sit here with a head on me like i've snorted a bottle of poppers.

OR you could borrow one from the zoo, spray 20 bottles of lynx on its fur, and set upon the guy who ruined your day

 

[classic seanc]

Put a match to him.