Lynx Ad (3 Viewers)

[Hector Grey]

no, he was a nice guy. I didn't want to kill him, just teach him a lesson.

what was the lesson? lynx related?

 

[snotrag]

does anyone know where you can buy a lynx. only my kitten has run away

 

[avernus]

what was the lesson? lynx related?

yeah I guess it was. I don't think he learned anything, though. See I burned off the part of his face that could learn.

 

[Squiggle]

Those ads are horrendous... almost as bad as Lynx itself... so I guess that makes them well suited.

Lynx Stynx!.

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[HMD]

that woman in the ad looks like she smells of shit and old curry

 

[Goodbye]

True story.

This one time I was waiting outside a Dunnes and out comes this city couple, dressed athletically and pushing a buggy that was loaded down with Dunnes shopping. The wheel was squeeky. The Guy pushing the buggy stopped abbruptly and starts rifeling through the shopping bags as his wan enquired "wazrongwitcha?".
"Shurrup!" was his reply. He adventually produced a can of Lynx from one of the bags, removed the cap, and sprayed it lyberally onto the suspect wheel of the buggy. Right onto the bolt, so a little mound of creamy Lynx formed. Replacing the can of Lynx into the shopping bag they continued on their journey... and the wheel continued to squeak.
The guy went balistic.
They carried on around the corner in a whirlwind of faux Burberry and giant earrings.

T'was hilarious.

 

[Hector Grey]

yeah I guess it was. I don't think he learned anything, though. See I burned off the part of his face that could learn.

perhaps you're a poor teacher? you know the teacher learns more than the student. what did you learn?

 

[wild_cat]

Half my school is doing it. I think its disgusting.

 

[avernus]

perhaps you're a poor teacher? you know the teacher learns more than the student. what did you learn?

to treat my fellow man with respect.

 

[Hector Grey]

to treat my fellow man with respect.

you've. learnt. nawthing.

 

[avernus]

you've. learnt. nawthing.