Love Day (1 Viewer)

[jane]

Maps are fabulous presents. Maps are fabulous.

 

[MDR]

Is 'maps' another word for 'boobs'?

 

[Cormcolash]

Dunno, baps definitely is though. Baps on yeeee!

 

[P. Littbarski]

Gentlemen- Does this work both ways? Would the boys of Thumped be disappointed if the ladies in their lives didn't acknowledge Valentine's Day?
Also, is a big wall map of the world a good present? I think it would be a rad present! For someone who have peviously expressed an interest in owning one, naturally. It beats a fucking card. Looked at the cards in the Newsagents earlier and felt embarrassed for myself for even looking at them.

It's a cool present...think about it.

The Valintinee expects a shitty card and a box of chocolates from the Valintiner. Instead they get the World !

Works for me...but then again I'm a boy...I think Harmonicas and penknives and Mini Maglite's are great presents)

 

[LMD64]

Dunno, baps definitely is though. Baps on yeeee!

This morning, as I sit back in my easy chair, I stroke my chin and ponder on the questions life poses us, such as...

Moobs. What are moobs?

 

[Cormcolash]

Moops!
Moors!
MOOPS!
MOORS!

 

[Bag'o'cans]

i spent 7 hours of loveday in accident& emergency. noboby loved me.

 

[jane]

i spent 7 hours of loveday in accident& emergency. noboby loved me.

Wha' happen?

 

[guy of the tiger]

Lightbulb/Anus conundrum I assume?

i spent 7 hours of loveday in accident& emergency. noboby loved me.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

some psychonaut bottled my head on saturday night, blood to boot, that was grand though after it stopped, til my fist got mysteriously swollen the next day. Doctor told me to get it x rayed, one spot most likely broken, nurses in hospital agreed with this and i got my x-ray. 7 hours later cue fumbling overworked graduate doctor on first day (imagine spotty teenager from simpsons) possibly younger than me told me it was all ok, got confused about what tablets to give me, then after trying to put a sling on me he declared "you probably know how to put one of these on better than me".
left after midnight very unassured, 3 veterans vs newbies opinion, so basically i'm still convinced i've got something broken. hurrah for the health service.

 

[guy of the tiger]

What is gowing on with all these bottlings?


where did it happen?

some psychonaut bottled my head on saturday night, blood to boot, that was grand though after it stopped, til my fist got mysteriously swollen the next day. Doctor told me to get it x rayed, one spot most likely broken, nurses in hospital agreed with this and i got my x-ray. 7 hours later cue fumbling overworked graduate doctor on first day (imagine spotty teenager from simpsons) possibly younger than me told me it was all ok, got confused about what tablets to give me, then after trying to put a sling on me he declared "you probably know how to put one of these on better than me".
left after midnight very unassured, 3 veterans vs newbies opinion, so basically i'm still convinced i've got something broken. hurrah for the health service.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

What is gowing on with all these bottlings?


where did it happen?

dunno, twas at a party in clare, outta the blue, i heard he went on to smash somebodies car window. there was some strange drugs people there, strange behaviour, bad mdma!.

 

[jane]

Jesus, Bagenald O'Canly, I'm sorry to hear that. Really horrible shite. People are cunts.

 

[Wavioli]

Jesus, Bagenald O'Canly, I'm sorry to hear that. Really horrible shite. People are cunts.

hey! Im a person. Persons are people too you know...

nazi

 

[Bag'o'cans]

Jesus, Bagenald O'Canly, I'm sorry to hear that. Really horrible shite. People are cunts.

i'm alive anyway, get a feeling things should feel worse, grand though, thanks.

 

[jane]

hey! Im a person. Persons are people too you know...

I didn't say 'persons are cunts', I said, "People are cunts." Are you a people? No, you are not. I know this for a fact, that you are not a people.

 

[Wavioli]

I didn't say 'persons are cunts', I said, "People are cunts." Are you a people? No, you are not. I know this for a fact, that you are not a people.

most persons on this board think im a people. How are you so sure?

Maybe you're one of the good guys

 

[jane]

most persons on this board think im a people. How are you so sure?

Maybe you're one of the good guys

Oh, yeah, that's right. People on this board think you're a people because they think you're slowey. But that's because people are cunts, and they think it takes one to know one. That's people for you. Depeche Mode wrote a song about it, but most have only ever heard the edited version, with a stupider tautology.

But Wav, I know for a fact you are a person. You told me so about three posts ago, so I know you are not a people and therefore not a cunt. If you were a cunt you would probably know.

 

[billygannon]

hey! Im a person. Persons are people too you know...

nazi

Pets are people too.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

hi guys

p.s. way too serious.