Looking for love on the internerd (1 Viewer)

[Phil]

Ah Hell, where were you when I was still trying to think of shit?

Now I'm stuck with random words for sarcastic and cynical I got off Dictionary.com.

Edit - Ah, I can change them.

 

[the strange guy]

This has to be the fastest growing thread in Eirecore history.
And the most unpunk.

 

[Lili Marlene]

The sum41 2moro thread was more unpunk.

 

[the strange guy]

You're right. This is a close second though.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

Sorry Liadain, you wont be having my kids we only match 52%.

Has anyone seen the one from Felicity in Dublin? says she goes to UCD and to send her a message if you want sex, Mr Strange Guy you dont even have to go under cover!

 

[the strange guy]

I noticed her alright. Normally, I'd be straight in there, box of milk tray in one hand and a box of featherlites in the other, but I smell something fishy, if ya get me.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

I noticed her alright. Normally, I'd be straight in there, box of milk tray in one hand and a box of featherlites in the other, but I smell something fishy, if ya get me.

ah the odour, you just cant mistake it.

milk tray in one hand and a box of featherlites in the other

think ill memorise that slick move though!

 

[Super Dexta]

Sorry Liadain, you wont be having my kids we only match 52%.

see this is why i left cork - there are no compatible dudes there for me at all. what's your name on it?

 

[brianMy Remorse]

You saying you are too good for us eh?!!

im Henrychinaski on it, have a good laugh at it.

 

[Super Dexta]

no way in HELL you're five foot ten!

 

[brianMy Remorse]

eh? at least thats what i think i am...

why do you think im more of a dwarf or giant, but im guessing you're hinting at dwarf?!!

 

[Super Dexta]

five eight. definitely. maybe nine. never ten.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

five eight. definitely. maybe nine. never ten.

well im definately not marrying you now! ill get back to ya when i know the exact height,
but now that we are playing kiss and tell....

 

[the strange guy]

Stop it you two. Unless you're doing it on OKCupid, flirting online is for spastics.

 

[the strange guy]

As was kindly pointed out to me by Liadain, this lady is an absolute fox. Look at her. I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to swap both my lungs just for a chance to 'sniff her bicycle seat'. I doubt she'll ever reply to my love letter.
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=3469707617494745508

This is the best website I'll ever visit. I thought maybe the Gamecube downstairs would spell my doom considering I've so much work to do for college, but I was wrong. It is the (virtual) ladies that will get me in trouble, and I guess that's not as nerdy.

 

[Lili Marlene]

she claims to be young and naive.

but im only a 54% match, curses! okcupid never lies

 

[the strange guy]

Yeh I'm quite low too. I reckon they downgrade you when you're totally out of her league. She probably cries herself to sleep and cuts herself, but I couldn't give a shit. If I want a chat I'll give Lyncher a ring.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Just looking at the statistics page.

Dublin is 25th in members. Considering how small we are....... such a very very lonely city.
and everyone describes themselves as funny and sarcastic.

 

[Ed]

Just looking at the statistics page.

Dublin is 25th in members. Considering how small we are....... such a very very lonely city.
and everyone describes themselves as funny and sarcastic.

That's probbaly more to do with everyone off thumped joining up yesterday

 

[brianMy Remorse]

pah, only a 40% match with her aswell. "sniff her bicycle seat"


67% match with .. though...mmm