Looking for love on the internerd (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (250)]

ha ha ha, "do you own any dice with more than 6 sides?" ... eh, no.

 

[Super Dexta]

My god, I was going along fine, and then out of nowhere this dude pops up as a better match for me than everyone else in the world:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=0&tuid=9232135690858874694

i look pretty bad in most of my pictures though so i guess i can't complain....

 

[Ex-User (250)]

it started to freak me out so i quit.

 

[Super Dexta]

just as well...we were down to a 69% match...

 

[the strange guy]

Deadly, I got wooed by a bird who looks like my sister
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5268524739787492371

 

[yames]

Ivrig from Lillehammer is mine. Skit-bra!

 

[nooleen]

Deadly, I got wooed by a bird who looks like my sister
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=5268524739787492371

i thought your sister was meant to be sexy....sexysurferchick looks like a downs syndrome britney spears

 

[yames]

bubonicfucker knows what he's at.

 

[the strange guy]

i thought your sister was meant to be sexy....sexysurferchick looks like a downs syndrome britney spears

That's my perfect threesome. My sister and a down syndrome britney spears. Neither of them will know what's going on - so none of them will tell on you.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

i thought you said she looked like Rachel Stevens!! pah!

 

[nooleen]

i kinda like this guy:

"i'm extremely manipulative. sort of very passive aggressive. i love playing mind games and i have been known to sleep around even when in a relationship. i hate travelling, and long walks on the beach are the worst. i am also extraordinarily impovrished and with my incomplete arts education and crippling student debt there is zero chance my prospects are going to improve. that being said, i am almost always right and tend to dominate every conversation i am involved in and will proclaim myself an expert simply because i read a magazine or heard something from a friend etc. to top it all off i take life and the world in general completely for granted as demonstrated by my total lack of ambition or accomplishment. i live alone and would be content to die alone. and for all the great nothing my few charms and multiple deficiencies garner, no one could ever accuse me of being unhappy. "


i'm an 88% match with myself.

 

[the strange guy]

My sister looks like anyone I want her to be. I just wish she looked like my bird. The kinky nights we could have...

 

[the strange guy]

yesssssssssssssssss
Got wooed by this little kitten
http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=3&tuid=15289941218387132086
She's got nipple piercings and owns a vibrator. I'll be over there in a flash.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

i can just see this thread being made sticky, where everyone will share jokes about people they see on okcupid, then the whole world will find out that Irish people log onto it to have a laugh at them, and the Irish will never get laid by foreign people again.

and my predictions are never wrong!

 

[the strange guy]

It's cool. I didn't say what my name was on it. They'll never know.

 

[nooleen]

It's cool. I didn't say what my name was on it. They'll never know.

they'll be looking for a 5'8" heat-packing rent-boy with a girl's teeth clamped onto his fly, i think you're far enough undercover.

 

[the strange guy]

Don't blow my cover.
They'll be looking for a freckly red headed paddy.

 

[Super Dexta]

nooly - you're my second highest thumped match at 75% - wanna hook up? i think i lost oly when i gave him the link to neon_spoon ....

 

[nooleen]

Don't blow my cover.
They'll be looking for a freckly red headed paddy.

except they'll have those smouldering holiday photos seared onto their memory. yow

 

[nooleen]

nooly - you're my second highest thumped match at 75% - wanna hook up? i think i lost oly when i gave him the link to neon_spoon ....

that's odd, i distinctly specified 'straight'..........i'm messaging a 19-year old grunge-head from griffith college though, i think it's going somewhere.