Looking for love on the internerd (1 Viewer)

[Super Dexta]

well you didn't come up in my matches....but you were easy enough to find!

 

[nooleen]

what's your OKcupid handle, baby

 

[nooleen]

name, that is

 

[Super Dexta]

rainon

 

[the strange guy]

As in the Travis song: Why does it always rain on me?
Spa.
God I hope neon plectrum replies. That is one seriously hot lady.

 

[Super Dexta]

no, jesus, that didn't occur to me! it's from a cathedral song. that i misheard.

 

[the strange guy]

Jesus christ this girl I was flirting with emailed me topless photos! THIS IS THE BEST SITE I HAVE EVER BEEN ON. Thumped is dead. All hail OKCupid.

 

[Alan Remorse]

ooo liadain will you love me too!

 

[Alan Remorse]

"we'd like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen."

hahaha brilliant!!!

 

[_Andreas_]

indeed funny site...


here´s my match (63 percent)

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=12010714705863301701

from california, that´s aproximately 6020 miles away.


look what she got to say, she´s a goddamn punk!!!

I'm also into political activism, particularly environmentalism. I can be pretty cynical and sarcastic at times. I love non-conformist ideas and think mediocrity is one of the worst things.

i would say, i found a pot of gold!

 

[Alan Remorse]

this site is the crappest thing ever! it says my best match is with someone who says their favourite movie is "Along Came Polly"

i feel unwell.

 

[the strange guy]

What I find works best is just flick through all the hot birds and then send the really really hot ones a message that goes
"Holy shit! I'd just love to bury my face in that vag of yours! I bet your arse tastes like French vanilla ice-cream! Check out my profile!"
It works.

 

[Super Dexta]

What I find works best is just flick through all the hot birds and then send the really really hot ones a message that goes
"Holy shit! I'd just love to bury my face in that vag of yours! I bet your arse tastes like French vanilla ice-cream! Check out my profile!"
It works.

nice touch. that's what gets 'em.

alan, who are you on it? or did you get put off?

 

[Alan Remorse]

im just "AlanRemorse" on it... i'm responsible for my actions!

i have no hot women... just fat cork ones who are wearing sailing gear in their photos... this is really not working out

 

[Alan Remorse]

seriously like, every single person i've been matched with on this is like "oh, i'm so mad like, i'm totally spontaneous and all my friends think i'm really crazy, and every friday night im in a gutter, pissed cos i'm so mad"

arrrrgh!!!

 

[Alan Remorse]

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?pic=4&tuid=11393465775000973079/1082472764.jpg

hahahaha please work

 

[Super Dexta]

dude - i only match you 59% - i'm afraid this is the end of the line for us.

 

[Alan Remorse]

nooooo!!!!

as a sidenote, i'm assuming this is a man in disguise, if im matched with her

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=13944925788145620323

 

[Phil]

Every adjective I put in is on the most popular words list. Ballix.

 

[the strange guy]

What? Eerie, Dark and Mysterious?