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[slurms_mckenzie]

Professor Skill (25 Mar, 2002 04:23 p.m.):
Hello.

alright skillzy, tell yer ma i was asking for her will ye? as you can see i enjoy putting my hands in strange pies. here email me with the details of the next wednesday/thursday situation will ye? (fuck sake)...........fuck sake.

 

[sir terence j wogan esq.]

alright?

leagues aint no bum viking...he's a mickey lender!

 

[Professor Skill]

wednesday or else i have to cancel. ahhhh the dizzying highs.

what say you.

how goes your rockumentary?
the g-book of old is now selling russian wives for real?
check the susssss

 

[sir terence j wogan esq.]

skillzzy i think he aint coming back till wednesday night&hes going about his business now, those elderly ladies wont rape themselves.. so hes not on the internet anymore...drop him an email anyway...

 

[Professor Skill]

right ye be.

bring it on down
bring it down for me
your heads in a fish tank
your body and your mind cant breathe
~ Gallagher 1994

 

[bum willie]

its me. its me. its willie o'dea

 

[slurms_mckenzie]

o'dea-you've-asked-the-wrong-person-the-wrong-question-one-too-many-times-and-now-i'm-going-to-shoot-you-in-the-cock....
response: NO! NOT THE COCK!
this post is dedicated to the memory of barnacle man. he died doing what he loved: singing nowhere man by the beatles and replacing the nowhere man bits with barnacle man..... actually, that's what i love.

 

[morgen-vox]

morning voice: debut ep "cock of love" (dedicated to the inge kinski massiv) available from both good record stores on wednesday from 9am-9.30am

 

[slurms_mckenzie]

yeah, it's good but i hear that they might be splitting up before the release of the new double 10' "moonbeam soliloquy vol.1: nightmoves". i've heard the first single "two vs one b-ball kneebreakz (concealed pistol remix)" and i actually think it's quite.... (sharp intake of breath) beautiful!

 

[morgen-vox]

here, relax the suss alright, but i've heard rumblings that (shhhh) sproutser may be on his way back,........just in time to join my new band, the Gramercy Riff(s)

 

[slurms_mckenzie]

great, he can have the lead role in my new film, "three men and a sprout",
opening sequence: tom selleck, steve guttenberg, ted danson and the sprout driving down the street in an open top red cadillac, party music playing loud on the stereo, all the people on the street/in shop windows point and smile or lean back slightly shaking their heads and smiling.

 

[#10-7]

hey, i already made that film you fucking thief! you stole that fucking idea straight from my last bollywood production 'three men and a curry'.
you'll hear from my lawyers boy....

 

[morgen-vox]

shut yer gee, you're not funny

 

[#10-7]

oh sorry mr vox, i bow to your superior humour.....

 

[herv]

yeah. kick ass lorcanzo. gurlook in dorans.

 

[morgen-vox]

lorcanzo (08 Apr, 2002 05:18 p.m.):
oh sorry mr vox, i bow to your superior humour.....

oh, but no, i bow to yours:
"She's my heroin, she's like ecstasy,
She's a contraband, she's all the drugs I need"
*snicker*

 

[#10-7]

morgen-vox (09 Apr, 2002 03:48 p.m.):

lorcanzo (08 Apr, 2002 05:18 p.m.):
oh sorry mr vox, i bow to your superior humour.....

oh, but no, i bow to yours:
"She's my heroin, she's like ecstasy,
She's a contraband, she's all the drugs I need"
*snicker*

why thank you very much...

 

[morgen-vox]

well yeah, *why* thank me very much?

 

[#10-7]

thats very nice of you to say mr vox, thanks.

ps i don't snicker in the original, but i'll take it as a suggestion and see if i can work it in...

 

[slurms_mckenzie]

listen up scrotum breath (you bitch),i presume you're one of the tossers from delorenTOSS, now, if i wanted to engage you in conversation i'd start smoking weed, grow some dreadlocks, go see your shit band play and approach you afterwards to say, ".....awesome vibe". now run along and *jam* with your *band* and *kick* out some *hot* *licks* *you* *foolish* *homo* *sexual*.
peace out faggots.