Super Dexta said:radius of what? i lived a good three miles from my nearest godforsaken hellhole. which in turn was sixty miles from the nearest city. which was cork. you're not allowed in cos you're from county dublin.
Oh wait, you actually lived in a hellhole/town? Well! Lucky for some!* How many pubs and shops within a how many mile radius? one shop and five pubs within a ten mile radius? Between your hellhole and the next nearest hellhole?
County dublin, ahh the joys of satellite city/the commuter belt.
*Cue monty pythonesque four yorkshireman style descent into how terrible and isolated their rural adolescence was!
I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.