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[Super Dexta]

I just want to know why everyone is cooler than me. How the hell does it calculate coolness?

If I find someone who doesn't come up as "less methodical than you" or "WAY less methodical then you" I'll probably marry them.

 

[zebra heart attack]

heres a few tips for you:

"What attributes, habits, preferences, and affectations do the cool possess (in your opinion, of course)?

List FIVE! I'll offer some thing that I think cool people do (like I know, but I think crap like this is fun).

1. Must have drinks with ice. Iced tea, ice water, soda with ice.

2. Speaks at least two languages fluently

3. Has an unusual hobby, like gravestone rubbing or maintaining a moonflower garden.

4. Wears shades when in public in the daytime or outside, but not at night because that is stupid. And real shades that actually protect your eyes, not those stupid '70s smoky colored J-Lo sunglasses.

5. Minimalist, artsy, undecorated home decor - think drapey curtains that look badass and flowing when the windows are open (or bamboo shades are acceptable if the St. Elmo's look is too dramatic for you), home-rolled beeswax candles (but not everywhere because too many candles = pure cheese...it's creepy), more books (hardbacks, new and used) than furniture, and plain black and white photos of the cool person and their cool friends and the cool scenery in their cool town."

 

[snap-apple]

Another Vapour Trail - Random Brutal Love Master.
Lordy.

 

[Pantone247]

Another Vapour Trail - Random Brutal Love Master.
Lordy.

Andy did this and got

'Date Rapist'

apparantly...

 

[Ed]

Andy did this and got

'Date Rapist'

apparantly...

it woulda been funnier(only very slightly, cuz it's not that funny) if you had said "failed date rapist" or "rejected at the last moment date rapist" or something.

 

[Alan Remorse]

"rejected at the last moment date rapist"

funny, thats what my career counsellor suggested to me

 

[cookiemonster]

doh! i did this test and clicked on local matches, and my ex-girlfriend was 4th on the list.

!ninjaaaa

 

[Super Dexta]

wow, i have a brand new highest local match, and it's a dude off eirecore. 84% indeed. take that ed!





jaysus...where did my life go....

eta: and this guy is cooler than me aswell.... fuck's sake...

 

[#10-7]

doh! i did this test and clicked on local matches, and my ex-girlfriend was 4th on the list.

!ninjaaaa

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
deadly!

edit: i have to join now...

 

[Goodbye]

this site is rubbish!
I seem to get matched local with 18 year old college girls
and my 85% match is a bleedin MARRIED WOMAN in alabama...

 

[Super Dexta]

you can go to your settings page to put constraints on the ages you get matched with, you know....

 

[Goodbye]

none... ah well, I'm off to alabama to break up a marridge

 

[Ex-User (250)]

ok, who is jillsexxx???

 

[Super Dexta]

could you take damo in a fight? is the more important question here.

 

[Ed]

There's only one way to find out.


I got a 75% match with a former tutor, creepy.........

 

[Ex-User (250)]

could you take damo in a fight? is the more important question here.

could i take damo in a fight? ha ha ha ha ha.
so, you know this jillsexxx girl? and why weren't 18/19 yr olds so into experimentation when i was 18??? no fair!

 

[Super Dexta]

i used to want to ride one of my tutors, i'd be chuffed with that

i got something like a 79% match with the guy who did sound for us at the bradford hc fest. hag is creeping up into the 70s as well. eirecore dude is still higher than everyone at 85%, and darren is stuck at 74%.
i should totally be a sports commentator.

 

[Ed]

could i take damo in a fight? ha ha ha ha ha.
so, you know this jillsexxx girl? and why weren't 18/19 yr olds so into experimentation when i was 18??? no fair!

maybe they were, they just didn't want to experiment with you !ninjaaaa

 

[Ex-User (250)]

maybe they were, they just didn't want to experiment with you !ninjaaaa

ed, why are you so down on me?

 

[Super Dexta]

yeah jillsexxxxxx is jill who does gz stuff and is jillface here.... there's not that many jills in dublin in fairness