Lapdancers vs Porn (2 Viewers)

[JohnnyBlue]

which do you prefer, the intimacy of a wank in your own home or the allure of a lapdancer who won't let you touch her unless you pay for sex?

 

[Corey]

which do you prefer, the intimacy of a wank in your own home or the allure of a lapdancer who won't let you touch her unless you pay for sex?

I'd rather beat my own round for free than pay to have it beaten one time by someone who dos'nt.

-So to speak.

 

[ICUH8N]

Couch bombing is where it's at.

 

[MrT]

you mean Lapdancers vs Porn Vs Hookers


Whats the point of a lapdancer ?

Its like a chief who will let you watch them cook a steak but wont let you eat it.
I like mine extra rare god damn.

 

[JohnnyBlue]

you mean Lapdancers vs Porn Vs Hookers


Whats the point of a lapdancer ?

Its like a chief who will let you watch them cook a steak but wont let you eat it.
I like mine extra rare god damn.

#

most lapdancers are hookers

 

[Corey]

#

most lapdancers are hookers

And not as many chiefs cook a good steak. They're good at being in charge, but then again, i suppose chefs are too.

*Slap.*

 

[MrT]

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most lapdancers are hookers

They are???
Why didnt you tell me this before?
I've waisted my life !!

 

[JohnnyBlue]

you havent wasted your life
they charge too much
better off picking up a cheap homeless hooker
they'll fuck for smokes

 

[MrT]

yer momma fucks for smokes

 

[MrT]

only kidding there cowboy ;}

 

[JohnnyBlue]

only kidding there cowboy ;}

no you think you're kidding
she does

 

[Osama Van Halen]

NNNEEERRRRDDDSS!!! AIN'T NOTHIN' PORNIER THAN WHAT YA CAN IMAGINE YOURSELF OOOHHHH YEAH. DON'T PAY FOR NOTHIN'!!!! SCULPT THAT SAUSAGE ALLAHQUANDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[oh shit]

downhill faster.

 

[JohnnyBlue]

downhill faster.

i thought we were making progress as human beings by engaging in active discussion about the world we live in.

 

[Unicron]

you havent wasted your life
they charge too much
better off picking up a cheap homeless hooker
they'll fuck for smokes

I got propositioned by a hooker last night. I was stopped at a traffic light (it was red, I shoulda known) on my way home with my window open and some manky looking girl came up to me and said "are ya looking for business are ya?".

When I declined she asked me for a cigerette.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

I got propositioned by a hooker last night. I was stopped at a traffic light (it was red, I shoulda known) on my way home with my window open and some manky looking girl came up to me and said "are ya looking for business are ya?".

When I declined she asked me for a cigerette.

She fuckin' lied to me!!!!! I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

















She hasn't given up smoking at all!!!!!!!!













Fuck sake grandma!