Land Lovers bring you "Immovable Feet", launch party, etc. (1 Viewer)

[Squiggle]

the information was inexplicably offered on their part actually. quite charming.

so, not by me, not by I is John anyone else in the 10%?

 

[MilanPan!c]

So I hear the Lubbers are booked to play downstairs shortly... Due to popular demand... When is that happening again?
Jonah and I are hitting a strip club avant le gig... Who else is in?

 

[jonah]

well perhaps my saying '90% of non thumped people' would have been the remarkably subtle clue that i wasn't talking about you guys! my powers of deduction, alarmingly sharp, no?

 

[Jill Hives]

You made it very clear you were NOT hitting on me. This seems to be a reoccurring theme in my life despite all my winking.

 

[Reets]

You made it very clear you were NOT hitting on me. This seems to be a reoccurring theme in my life despite all my winking.

But I was hitting on you all night and all I got out of it was some ballet lessons.

 

[jonah]

Oh but you would have been the exception. I thought I was giving out the vibes! I thought my seductive dancing would have caught your eye... it may have been slightly more productive for me if I hadn't been so ill balanced

 

[Jill Hives]

But I was hitting on you all night and all I got out of it was some ballet lessons.

I was displaying my flexibility.
I just found it odd Jonah was kept prefacing everything, "I'm not hitting on you..." but after reading above it now makes sense.

 

[rettucs]

was jonah the one in the beatles t-shirt?

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

why didn't anyone hit on me?

 

[Jill Hives]

why didn't anyone hit on me?

Haven't you figured out that you need to bring along the unattractive friend so you become the more attractive one? Girls have been doing this for ages. Plus, hitting on people is so 2002. You're better off leaning against the wall texting someone acting as if you're too cool for school for your surroundings. Next time bring the fatty.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

Haven't you figured out that you need to bring along the unattractive friend so you become the more attractive one? Girls have been doing this for ages. Plus, hitting on people is so 2002. You're better off leaning against the wall texting someone acting as if you're too cool for school for your surroundings. Next time bring the fatty.

all my friends are rides, wouldn't be caught dead hanging with any munted freaks.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Stop ruining my thread with all this sexy nonsense!

Milan Panic, Land Lubbers haven't done anything about playing anywhere. I'm sure we will though.

 

[sweetoblivion]

why didn't anyone hit on me?

And why didn't any lesbians hit on me?

 

[snakybus]

Land Lovers fans: sexually frustrated, lesbo-curious, flexible types. That's your demographic, Moods.

 

[Jill Hives]

Land Lovers fans: sexually frustrated, lesbo-curious, flexible types. That's your demographic, Moods.

You forgot elves.
They're short too so you can't trust them.

 

[snakybus]

Pointy-eared little bastards.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Land Lovers fans: sexually frustrated, lesbo-curious, flexible types. That's your demographic, Moods.

It's part of the plan. The girl tshirts are really tight.

 

[mark]

Plus, hitting on people is so 2002. You're better off leaning against the wall texting someone acting as if you're too cool for school for your surroundings.

CAUGHT RAPID.

please don't tell my wife.

 

[cpr]

It's part of the plan. The girl tshirts are really tight.

Totally have to get one of those t shirts.

 

[snakybus]

hmmm....when's the next Land Lovers gig, then?