just walked in on someone taking a shite (1 Viewer)

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

but its ok, as the person taking the shite, is the biggest wanker in our office.

Anal hygiene 1 - Office wanker 0

 

[broken arm]

did you touch it?

 

[Goodbye]

Did you discuss anal hygiene?

 

[therealjohnny]

was he in the toilet at the time?

 

[shitepipe]

i hate it when big wankers take a shite

 

[La La]

did you turn and run or stay and watch?

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

did you touch it?

just a quick poke with the toilet brush. nothing gay or anything.

 

[classic seanc]

You didn't clean it out for him?

 

[pete]

www.cleanishappy.com

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

did I happen to mention that he was standing up when wiping his hole?

anyone else practice this?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

yeah, you have to

 

[theoootini]

at least you didn't walk in on somebody pissing at a urinal with their pants around their ankles and holding their jumper up as high as they can..

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

how the fuck you gonna wipe yo ass whilst sitting down?

 

[broken arm]

how the fuck you gonna wipe yo ass whilst sitting down?

you stand up?

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

remember in school when i did a horrible thick smokers greener into the hand dryer and turned it on and the greener was clinging on for its life and flapping in the jet of hot air, and gary queernob walked in and saw it and started laughing and the greener let go and went straight into queernobs mouth, right to the back of his throat as he was laughing and then he puked his ring

best thing ever to happen in any jacks.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

you stand up?

i stand up and bend over so i can see exaclty what i am wiping, and i can also spit on any stubborn bits and give them a good wipe, like a granny would her grandchilds face.

 

[the departed]

remember in school when i did a horrible thick smokers greener into the hand dryer and turned it on and the greener was clinging on for its life and flapping in the jet of hot air, and gary queernob walked in and saw it and started laughing and the greener let go and went straight into queernobs mouth, right to the back of his throat as he was laughing and then he puked his ring

best thing ever to happen in any jacks.

ewwwww. gross! haha.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

remember in school when i did a horrible thick smokers greener into the hand dryer and turned it on and the greener was clinging on for its life and flapping in the jet of hot air, and gary queernob walked in and saw it and started laughing and the greener let go and went straight into queernobs mouth, right to the back of his throat as he was laughing and then he puked his ring

best thing ever to happen in any jacks.

its not the first time hes choked on something hot and sticky. couldn't have happened to a better person!